BECKHAM

[CANV EFM]

so he joins the fat gay dancer from take that in demonstrating just how badly you can f..k tatoos up .. he looks fking terrible like some ruddy fat hooligan twat.. tatts are fine if your a big hard c..t and in the navy.. on a poncy right sided one paced footballer you look like a chav [****!!****]

[Claire!]

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CANV EFM said:
so he joins the fat gay dancer from take that in demonstrating just how badly you can f..k tatoos up ..

I didn't know Gary Barlow had any tatoos!!!!!!!

[CANV EFM]

he is the fat one who wrote all the songs, took all the money and isnt a borderline basket case.. in fact he is probably the only normal one left anyway back to my point...

[Claire!]

Well if you're on about my Robbie, has fantastic tatoos!!!!

 

I'm still pondering whether i should get a tatoo on me holiday in Magaluf!!!!!!

[Northern Monkey]

As long as it is cultural!

[Claire!]

I was going for a little pink bow above my [****!!****].

[YELLOW]

Why the sad face in your signature, Claire?

[Claire!]

I'm a bit down in the dumps, but i'm starting to smile again!!!!

[YELLOW]

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Claire! said:
I'm a bit down in the dumps, but i'm starting to smile again!!!!

Well I imagine being stuck in a cupboard all day isn't much fun!

[Claire!]

LOL!!!!!!!!! Nope, but i'm out the cupboard now!!!!!!!

 

Got my funky headset which you don't put over your head (that's why i was getting so confused!!!!!!!!) you put it over your ear!!!!!

 

Trouble is, i can't hear a word any of my collegues are saying when i'm wearing it!!!!!!!!

 

I really could fancy a nice icecream!!!!! But i'm not allowed. I have to be really strict with myself!!!!!! <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

 

But the results will be worth it!!!!!!!! (3lb more to loose people!!!!!!!!!!!) All cheer for me!!!!!!! <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[YELLOW]

Just get the sodding ice cream! It's such a hot day you'll sweat the pounds off just walking to the ice cream van and back!

[Claire!]

No!!!!!!

 

I can't risk it!!!!!!!!!! (sorry, i'm way to vain now!!!!! Before, i wouldnt have given a flying sh1t, but now i'm begging to look ok, i'm more concerned with the way i look!!!!!!)

 

You can have my icecream YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[YELLOW]

No it's ok, thank you for the kind offer!

 

Anyway back to the subject of this thread, agree with CANV. Beckham looks a right prat with those tattoos. Think he might regret doing them in 10, 20 years time.

[Claire!]

Yeah, but they are his son's names. I think it is lovely to have their names tattood on his body. Shows how much he loves them and is proud of them.

 

 

[Northern Monkey]

Enough to call them really sensible names!

[Claire!]

Yep, those names are abit weird, but as long as he loves them it shouldn't matter.

 

 

[Northern Monkey]

But will they love him when the other kids take the piss out of them? Odds are they will change eg "oh just call me Romey" or even " Hi my name is Brook" but the worst is calling em Beckham!

[Claire!]

LOL!!!!!! I'm sure the other kids wont take the mickey!!!!!!

 

They will be loaded and so the other kids will want to be friends with them to sponge off them!!!!!!!!

 

We think their names are funny, but Romeo is quite a popular name, and is an old fashioned name, i love old fashioned names!!!!! I quite like the name Arthur. Really cute!!!!!!!!

[CANV EFM]

what is the point.. (that can be both a question and a statement)

[Claire!]

LOL!!!!!!

 

Of what, unusual names?!!!!!

 

I don't know - i suppose they aren't the same as every other kids name at nursery?

 

I mean it's only celebrities who have silly names for their offspring. The lasted is probably Apple for Chris and Gwen's child, and the other is Cocoa Cox for Courtney and David's new baby!!!!

 

Mind you, one of the slappers in Markyate named her kid Twiggy!!!!