I'm going to be...

[Claire!]

Spending most of today in a cupboard.

 

We're changing the telephone system and the only other outside line is in the stock-cupboard!!!!

 

The best bit about it though, is that when the new telephone system is up and running, i get a funky head set!!!! <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[Big J R]

 

 

...........And here you are - Looking as beautiful as ever !

 

 

[Rob_the_Saint]

That's what SHE thinks, JR.

 

In reality (excuse pun), more like this...

 

 

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[Big J R]

Looks like a new form of execution to me Rob !!

[Big J R]

CLAIRE

 

In view of the above posts, I would be extremely worried if your bosses showed you your new office chair for the broom cupboard !!

 

 

 

 

[color:"red"] LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (N-O-T) !!!!

 

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[Claire!]

You lot are really horrible to me!!!!!

 

I know i'm a minger, but i'm not that bad!!!!!!!!

 

And, i'm still in the cupboard today, (without a smile today <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" /> )

[Northern Monkey]

Well dont get too far back in the cupboard, you may stray into Narnia

[Claire!]

Ohh, the lion the Witch and the Wardrobe!!!!!!!!!!

 

I was so scared of that program as a kid!!!!!!!!!!!

[Northern Monkey]

Programmes to be scared of can be worse you know, just think of agent smith

[Claire!]

i dunno who he is or what he did - i don't watch anything scary.

 

Let me watch Nemo and i'll be happy!!!!!!

 

I want me Nemo teddy today!!! Should have brought him to work with me!!!!!!!!!! <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

[Claire!]

Ok!!!!!!!!

 

Have my new headset, but i havn't got a clue how to put it on!!!!!

 

[Big J R]

Your head ???????????

 

Sounds about right !

[Big J R]

BROOM CUPBOARD REQUISITES !

 

Claire's new pen-set !

 

 

Claire's new calculator !

 

 

AND Claire's new 'Dictaphone', (being tested on installation in the broom cupboard).

 

 

 

(Zeals ! PERLEEEEZ ! Don't do the joke about the two Secretaries and the dicataphone. She wouldn't get it !)

 

 

 

 

[Canary Saint]

 

How about the secretary with the Tampax behind her ear wondering what she'd done with her pencil

[Claire!]

Quote:

Big J R said:

AND Claire's new 'Dictaphone', (being tested on installation in the broom cupboard).

LMAO!!!!!!!!

Ok, i hate that word!!!!!! Not the fact that it is insulting to me (i'm from Markyate - not alot of words offend me!!!) but it's just that word - Dictaphone!!!!!!

Sorry, it's just me being sooooo rude and everytime a certain someone uses that word, i really have to try and not laugh!!!!!!!! Now that for me is a very hard thing to do, because if i find something funny, well i laugh, in this case, i have to just smile and count to 10 (well 20 in some cases!!!)

Just call it a blo@dy tape recorder!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.s A man walks into a bar and asks the barman if he can use his Dictaphone, the barman says, "no use your finger like everyone else!!!" LMAO!!!!!!! (sorry, i'm really sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)