ELECTIONS !!

[Big J R]

[color:"blue"] LARF ?

 

 

 

I nearly opened another can of amber nectar !!!

 

 

'Er Indoors just came back downstairs from a visit to the little girls room, to hear Mr Smug Dimbleby on the election programme harping on about the lack of voters in the European Elections !

 

 

 

With her usual rapier like wit, she said, as she walked in the door,

 

 

 

[color:"red"] "They should make everyone take sennapods and Ex-Lax-

 

 

 

 

THAT WOULD IMPROVE THE TURNOUT !"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[color:"blue"] I just luv her little pearls of wisdom !!

 

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[mala_D]

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Big J R said:
I just luv her little pearls of wisdom !!

Each to their own, I suppose.

You should remind her to flush.

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[American FLEET FAN No1]

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[Big J R]

I don't believe it !

 

Mr Jon (I've got a Swingometer), Snow is NOW talking about the 'Turnout' [color:"red"] GOING UP [color:"blue"] !"

 

Sounds positively painful, if not VERY messy !

 

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[American FLEET FAN No1]

Depends!!!!!!!!!!

[Barry Scott]

well my mum was visited twice and phoned up practically begging her to vote labour and she told em where to stick it

[Big J R]

According to the local news bulletin this morning, Tony Bliar's lot took a hammering in the 'locals'

 

I wonder why ?

 

Can't wait for the results of the 'Euro's' to start coming in, just to see which spongers have found 'emselves well paid jobs !

[Urchin Boy]

My Business Studdies Teacher Was On BBC 1 This Morning ! He's A Counsellor For Brentwood !

[Big J R]

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Urchin Boy - Forum Legend said:
My Business Studdies Teacher Was On BBC 1 This Morning ! He's A Counsellor For Brentwood !

Wat ! A solvents abuse councellor, UB ?

Sarnds' abart rite for Brentwood !

[BFR]

As much as I'm not a fan of Labour, it was the Labour led Slough Council who were looking at the possibility of regenerating a [****!!****] part of town including building a new stadium for Slough Town FC. Labour have now lost the council to NOC so I fear what will become of those plans. I don't want to see my team ground share for years and then go into oblivion like Southall Town and Enfield.

 

And while local politicians are among the biggest gimps in the world, I'd rather see the council run by a political party of sorts rather than a bunch of insular, narrow-minded independent bastards who couldn't give a flying feck about the town as a whole. At least that way there is a common enemy rather than dozens of ungratifying independent sods.

[Big J R]

I know how you feel, BFR.

 

As an 'ex' L.G.O. I can tell you that NOW is the time for all your team's supporters to start lobbying your local Councillors, before they get their feet under the table and sit back and wait until the next election looms !