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a]. Is your name 'Tom'?

 

b]. Do you know someone called 'Jaide' [probably, but not definitely, a gel]?

 

c]. Do you know a place called 'zulus'?

 

d]. Did you last see 'Jaide' in 'zulus' in February?

 

If the answer to all of the above questions is 'YES', please post on here.

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I have to do some work so here are two messages posted on a rarely used board, last night and this morning:

 

1. From 'Jaide':

 

"last ditch atempt, met u in zulus in feb had my phone stolen and your number with it. if by some miracle u read this please call or email."

 

2. Response from 'guest':

 

"Keep the faith, Jaide. Miracles DO happen. I know a couple of people who answer to 'Tom'.

 

A couple of quick questions to narrow the alternatives:

 

[a]. Are you a chap or a gel?

 

. Where is 'zulus'?

 

[c]. If you were responsible for stocking a library, would you display the books in alphabetical order of author?

 

[d]. Do you know the name of the mascot at Watford F.C.?

 

[e]. If I use the expression "the correctly shaped ball", would you know what I am talking about?

 

[f]. Does this 'Tom' chap owe you money?"

 

Always pleased to assist.

[A word of warning, Tom. Not everyone who posts on these boards is exactly who they say they are.]

 

 

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Oi you lot! I don't understand why the quest to re-unite 'Jaide' and 'Tom' hasn't captured your imagination. I think that it's really romantic and, certainly touched a lurve nerve in me.

 

Well this might. There has been further contact this morning. 'Jaide' has responded with the answer to some questions and 'guest' has replied to her. It doesn't get them any further but stand by.

 

Jaide:

 

"(a) Gel!?

 

(B) Normally found in Africa

 

© Only if i was very bored

 

(d) People actually name those things!?

 

(e) Not a clue what you're talking about, hopefully nothing personal or painful

 

(f) No Tom does not owe me money."

 

Guest:

 

"Very helpful, Jaide.

 

Your answer . Did you last see the Tom what you are looking for in Africa?

 

Referring to my questions, one Tom that I know is a trainee Librarian person [you wouldn't have thought that it takes very long to train to be a Librarian, would you? Give out the books and stamp the inside cover with a date two weeks hence, and on the other shift, collect returned books as well as any fines for late returns as appropriate. How many hours does it take to learn that? However, it is much more complicated apparently. It takes a year and Tony Blair gives you £8000 for doing it.]

 

Another Tom was the Mascot at Watford F.C. [Harry the Hornet] a couple of years ago and was sacked for abusing the visiting supporters. They are all named, by the way. The mascots, that is, not the visiting supporters.

 

The third Tom plays rugby.

 

Anyway, Jaide. I haven't given up hope of effecting a re-unitification. I have established that it's not the Libro. The other two haven't surfaced yet.

 

Help me out with 'zulus'."

 

 

 

 

 

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HEY, HEY, HEY!!

 

O ye of little faith. How about this latest installment:

 

Jaide:

 

"that would explain the strange questions. Zulus is a bar in leytonstone (no sarcasm this time ) The Tom I'm looking for is a self employed gardener if thats any help. I'm gutted that the government pay to teach people to file books, thats actually a very depressing fact. I would have liked to have seen a person dressed as some bizarre animal abusing visiting supporters, would've been quite entertaining!"

 

Guest:

 

"Hi Jaide.

 

BINGO!!!!

 

I know the Tom that you are looking for!

 

[This is so romantic. I'm all of a quiver. Can I come to the wedding if this all works out for you two lovebirds?]

 

Hang on a minute. I will contact Tom but you will appreciate that I can't guarantee a successful outcome.

 

I told you that miracles DO happen.

 

Stay in contact on this board. More news soon."

 

O.K. Zealster. Over to you. Keep us posted.

 

Libro. Don't take it to heart. She doaesn't understand. Wait until you tell her about the job in the House of Commons.

 

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Wake up CZ! Do try to pay attention.

 

Yes. Would you contact 'Tom' and ask him to call or E-mail 'Jaide' a girl that he last met in Zulus wine bar in Leytonstone in February?

 

No I haven't told Jaide anything about the lad. All of the messages are reproduced above on here.

 

Keep us posted, Zealster.

 

Sometimes, I don't know why I bother.

 

 

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I have just had a thought, CZ. This a little tricky and requires careful handling.

 

As you may have realised, I am the 'guest' in the messages exchanged above. Jaide is clearly a gel and I can't ask her to PM me her mobile phone number, she might get the wrong idea.

 

Either, I could PM her Tom's number or I could ask her to PM me her E-mail address thingy. What do you think?

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O.K. Here is a posting that I have just sent to Jaide:

 

"Hi Jaide.

 

Firstly, I am now correctly 'logged on' as 'AFF'. I forgot to do so this morning so I appeared as 'Guest'.

 

Tom has been spoken to and he is chuffed that you have made this effort to contact him. [Not a word of thanks to me for my small effort, of course.]

 

Tom doesn't have your contact details so I am going to send you a 'Private message' on here with his numbers. I think that when you log on it will automatically tell you that you have a message and you will have to click on a few bits to read it.

 

This message board is not used very much. The 'Unofficial' board of SACFC is at www.nonleague.com and click to reach the General Forum. The whole City is agog.

 

Miracles DO happen

 

Good luck, Jaide."

 

 

I'm feeling all gooey in a warm and fuzzy way. Keep in touch, Zealster.

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How funny

 

I rmemeber that night at Zulus very clearly.

 

Phoned tom up at 5 and told him to get his ass down to Whitechapel ( thats where i work)so we could go for a drink at zulus where this girl i was seeing was going drinking that night. We were so drunk i spent x amount of money on buying drinks for me tom girl i was seeing and her friends.

 

While we were waiting for my girl to arrive we started to chat to these two girls. I think they were trying to ignore me because i could hardly speak tom left at 10 with number while i had to be tsaken bac to my girls house because she was worried i would die on the streets of london. ( From that night onwards she hates the idea of me drinking dont know why.)

 

Hope it all goes well.

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