General Tittle-tattle...

[Chubbhead EFM]

I'm feeling quite talkative at this point so here's some rubbish for you to sift through:

 

1. CRAZY [***!!***]- I ordered a cd by crazy [***!!***] TWO WEEKS ago and it still hasn't turned up. I'm well annoyed <img src="/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

 

2. You know when phones are blocked, can they still receive messages and what not? It's just that before I went on holiday, I got quite drunk and accidently blocked my SIM card. It's ok now, but I'm just wondering if I would have lost messages during that two week period.

 

3. I saw on another thread that Zeal was talking about seeing culture when you go on holiday. Well has anyone heard of Alhambra in Granada? We larged it up in a 4 star hotel over-night in Granada then went to see said place and it is one of the most amazing places I've ever been to. Up in the mountains, old spanish-muslim castles, beautiful gardens. Fantastic! Somone was getting married there and it put the idea in my head! My future husband better have a big wallet!

 

4. When in the hotel-room, I saw this porn channel which was german. Without meaning to be xenophobic, fecking Germans-given their country's history why would they set their porn in military suroundings? and so close to D-Day as well! But don't worry I switched off after about 5 minutes! it was all slightly scary!

 

5. Plus, the blokes in the porn all seemed to have quite small bits and pieces. I'm glad I live in Britain <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

I think that's everything I wanted to say. I'll probably regret this in the morning. Goodnight!

[Chubbhead EFM]

since when was P enis a swear word?

[Mark (Flag) Braintree]

Same as Y.id, effectionate term that Spurs boys call themselves.

[Stu B]

der,der,der le le der,y!ds!

[Big J R]

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Chubbhead EFM said:


5. Plus, the blokes in the porn all seemed to have quite small bits and pieces. I'm glad I live in Britain <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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[color:"blue"] Now you know why they make such lousy porn films in Germany.

They only ever get 2 [color:"red"] MARKS [color:"blue"] out of 10 !

N-U-R-S-E ? Have the new pills arrived ?

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[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Ranting on here drunk is great Chubbs, just ask the Lyrical Taranula