Gate-Crashing The Ladies' Night

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

On Saturday 18th September this year, Claire and her screaming girly mates are hosting a Ladies Night at SACFC.

 

It's a tenner to get in, and they have got a male stripper who "takes his pants off and everything".

 

I tried pointing out to Claire that essentially they're paying a guy £100 to stand in front of them wearing exactly what he would were he taking a shower, but it didn't seem to phase her.

 

Claire is hoping that they'll sell 75 tickets. Personally, I think they'll be lucky to sell 7, but nevertheless!!...

 

Laz, Thorns and myself reckon it would be an excellent idea to gatecrash this event, and maybe even put on something of a strip show of our own.

 

Hopefully all of EFM will join us and make it a truly memorable evening!

 

 

[Laz]

Count me in!

 

I reckon seven is an over estimate. I reckon five and as two of those are known freeloaders, who probably won't pay, that counts as three.

[CANV EFM]

im in i have a 12 inch wanger.. oh no hang on, thats 2 million quid sorry..

[Claire!]

Zeal!!!!!!!!

 

We will pull this off and proove you all wrong!!!!!!!

 

Have you never seen The Full Monty!!!!!!!

 

Women just ove to see a gorgeous bloke, with a good body take all his clothes off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

[Big J R]

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Claire! said:
Zeal!!!!!!!!

We will pull this off and proove you all wrong!!!!!!!

(Thinks. Hmmmmmmm.) [color:"blue"] Perhaps the male stripper won't turn up if THAT'S what you're gonna do !! [color:"black"]

[Claire!]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Nope, we will prove you all wrong. I mean anythings better than Turkish Bingo!!!!!!!!!!

[Rob_the_Saint]

Claire, is this the wizzo money-making scheme you were being so coy about the other day?

 

How much money are you hoping to make for the club?

[Claire!]

Not that idea Rob, no. But this is going to make around £500 profit!!!!!

 

It's gonna be big and very popular!!!!!!!

 

Spread the word Rob!!! Get as many women as poss to know about it!!!!!

[Big J R]

 

 

Claire's booked floor show have a couple of drinks before performing !

 

 

 

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

£500 profit, my [****!!****]!

 

 

[Claire!]

LOL!!!!!!

 

We will do it Zeal!!!!!!!!!!!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Absolutely fking hilarious, this...

 

Thornsy and I were having a chat with Claire and Vicky Baxter in the Crown last night, telling them how we planned to gatecrash their screaming girlie night, and Vicky Baxter said to us that if any of us gatecrashed, we'd all get life bans from the football club!!

 

Errr... yeah, righto love.

 

 

[YELLOW]

Did anybody get any abusive texts off Thornsy at 3.30 am this morning?

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Text, yes. Abusive, no!

 

I think he just singles you out for that treatment, YELLOW.

 

 

[Claire!]

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Zealster EFM UK said:

Thornsy and I were having a chat with Claire and Vicky Baxter in the Crown last night, telling them how we planned to gatecrash their screaming girlie night, and Vicky Baxter said to us that if any of us gatecrashed, we'd all get life bans from the football club!!

LOL!!!!!!!! Nothing to do with me!!!!!!!!!!

I don't think she quiet understands your sence of humour yet!!!!!!!

For once i didn't get a text, or a phone call at 3am!!!!! Maybe he sent Baxter one now he has her number?!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or was it because he knows that my mummy listened to the last message he left me and she wasn't too impressed!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[EFM's Librarian]

Isn't this the kind of event they have in places like Luton? Or up North? Do you really want to tarnish the pleasant reputation of the City by holding such a tacky night Claire.

 

And you say "Women just ove to see a gorgeous bloke, with a good body take all his clothes off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Alot of the women I know genuinely don't find that kind of thing particularly attractive, or maybe I just know the wrong kind of women?

 

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

And I know Mrs Zeal doesn't either. I think you'll find she was just having a laugh at my expense last night when she implied she was intending to go!!

 

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[Claire!]

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EFM's Librarian said:

And you say "Women just ove to see a gorgeous bloke, with a good body take all his clothes off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Alot of the women I know genuinely don't find that kind of thing particularly attractive, or maybe I just know the wrong kind of women?

The women you know, they're not [***!!***] are they?

[EFM's Librarian]

No Claire, they just find it all a bit sad that woman want to go and screech and giggle cos some over-muscled bloke is taking his clothes off.

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

No they're not, Claire.

 

They just have a certain amount of dignity and self-respect.