I'm on a diet!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Fk it - enough's enough. Got to shift a good three stone here.

 

But fk all that weight-watchers and slimfast bollox.

 

And fk eating vegetables and salad.

 

I'm on the champagne and fruit diet.

 

Starting tonight.

 

I'll pick up a bottle of Lanson on the way home, and a pallet [sic] of strawberries, and some grapes and some raspberries.

 

And maybe gooseberries. What are gooseberries like??

 

 

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

[****!!****]. Someone's beaten me to it.

 

Champagne Diet

 

 

[Claire!]

LOL!!!!!!!

 

I don't do diets!!!!!!!!!!

[Laz]

You don't eat, you thin bitch!

[Claire!]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

[Claire!]

Ohhh, got the picture of you Zeal with your champaigne!!!!!!

 

I love media messaging!!!!!!!

 

 

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Yeah, kinda fked up a bit last night.

 

Not only did I forego the fruit, I had a big fat lasagne too!

 

And after I'd run out of champagne, I sat up til gone midnight polishing off a half bottle of vodka.

 

 

[Claire!]

Hmm, but you didn't sound p1ssed though when i spoke to you last night!!!!!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

I wasn't particularly pissed when I spoke to you.

 

Takes more than a bottle of champagne and a couple of cloudy ciders to get me pissed, sweetheart.

 

 

[Claire!]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

What about that Rotten drink i got you?!!!!!!!!!!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

That was lunchtime!!

 

 

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Or do you mean my birthday beer?

 

I haven't drunk that yet!

 

 

[Claire!]

LOL!!!!!!!

 

Yeah that drink didn't look too healthy yesturday lunchtime!!!!!

 

Yep, your birthday drink!!!!!! Funny name for a drink though!!!!!

[CANV EFM]

diet sounds like a great idea but it looks like you will spend a lot of time sh.tting p.ss and pips

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Try the ecstacy diet!

 

You dance all night and don´t feel like eating!

 

It´s how I lost my weight!