Top 10 Best-Selling Singles In The UK So Far...

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Top 10 Best-Selling Singles In The UK So Far This Year...

 

1. Eamon - I Don't Want You Back - crap R&B (eh?) song with loads of f-words and no tune or redeeming features.

2. DJ Casper - Cha Cha Slide - fat [****!!****] records crap song with 'wacky' dance for all those Essex-types who'll go to Butlins this Summer.

3. Michelle - All This Time - fat, untalented Jock who won TV game show, and even more disturbingly, a record contract.

4. Usher - whatever his song was called - [****!!****]

5. Peter Andre - Mysterious Girl - re-release of 1997 number two (take that whichever way you want) hit.

6. Britney - Toxic - ok, I like this one!

7. Kelis - Milkshake - tuneless bitch

8. LMC vs U2 - some U2 cover - crap

9. Anastasia - ???? - boring rubbish

10. D12 - <img src="/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> - dire

 

So... in brief...

 

Two cover versions.

Two reality show 'winners'.

Four songs that made such an impression on me that I don't even know the titles.

Several [****!!****].

One good song (Britney).

 

The state of the music industry fking STINKS, and something must be done.

 

It depresses me. It really fking depresses me.

 

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[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I really feel like starting a musicial revoultion, problem is I can't play any instruments but have some very aggressive and biting lyrics swilling around my brain!

I also have top stage presence and an ability to court publicity, good or bad!

 

F*ck it, let's form a band!!!!!

 

I wanna smack Sam and Mark live on CD:UK

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Quote:

some very aggressive and biting lyrics

Blue Dress, Brown heart
That you brought from Wall Mart
Brown heart, blue dress
In green I like you less

Your telephone number makes me sweat
More than me putting my wendy house on a grand national bet
When I check your digits I start to perspire
More than when I first heard 80's punk band Wire

I really like your hair
For it I want to care
It's nice and long
To want to suck on it is surely wrong

Can we go to Blackpool
Please Please Please Please Please
Please Please Please Please Please
Please Please Please Please Please
Please Please Please Please Please
Please Please Please Please Please
I want to ride the big one


Hmmm...

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[Claire!]

I can play an instrument!!!!!!!

 

I used to play the trumpet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Ooops! Were they some of mine!

 

I like the 2nd one still!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I had one the other day about wishing you weren't born, it had something like Hey birth controller then went on about wishing you used a rusty coat hanger in the backstreets back in the 70's!

 

I had one about the rising racist attacks on asians by the black community and the chip that some black people have on their shoulders!

It was something like black white in the middle ground (suggesting half cast) then something about pounding (rhymes with ground) then some chant like racist, get that chip off your shoulder!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Fking genius, mate!

 

What the hell are you doing working on the railways??

 

Get out there, mate. You're the voice of the new generation!!

 

 

[Claire!]

Quote:

Zealster EFM UK said:
[b)Top 10 Best-Selling Singles In The UK So Far This Year...[/b]

1. Eamon - I Don't Want You Back - crap R&B (eh?) song with loads of f-words and no tune or redeeming features.
2. DJ Casper - Cha Cha Slide - fat [****!!****] records crap song with 'wacky' dance for all those Essex-types who'll go to Butlins this Summer.
3. Michelle - All This Time - fat, untalented Jock who won TV game show, and even more disturbingly, a record contract.
4. Usher - whatever his song was called - [****!!****]
5. Peter Andre - Mysterious Girl - re-release of 1997 number two (take that whichever way you want) hit.
6. Britney - Toxic - ok, I like this one!
7. Kelis - Milkshake - tuneless bitch
8. LMC vs U2 - some U2 cover - crap
9. Anastasia - ???? - boring rubbish
10. D12 - <img src="/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> - dire


The state of the music industry fking STINKS, and something must be done.

It depresses me. It really fking depresses me.

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. Eamon - I Don't Want You Back - I liked this one before it came out - but it got played to much and now i'm sick and tiered of it.
2. DJ Casper - Cha Cha Slide - Is a laugh, but woudn't buy it. Would probably "try" and dance to it when i'm tipsy!!!!!!
3. Michelle - All This Time - fat, untalented Jock who won TV game show, and even more disturbingly, a record contract - I totally agree Zeal!!!!!!
4. Usher - whatever his song was called - Son's called Yeah!!!! I love it!!! Fantastic clubbing track!!!!!!!!
5. Peter Andre - Mysterious Girl - re-release of 1997 number two (take that whichever way you want) hit. Don't like this bloke - what a tw@t. His latest track is so sh1t!!!!!!!!!
6. Britney - Toxic - ok, I like this one! Yep i like it too Zeal!!!!
7. Kelis - Milkshake - I really liked this track, and her latest one - Trick me, is also very good!!!!!!
8. LMC vs U2 - some U2 cover - was ok to start off with, but has been played too much now.
9. Anastasia - ???? - boring rubbish - exactly Zeal!!!!!!
10. D12 - - dire - agreeing with you again Zeal!!!! Can't stand it!!!!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

That's why we are in such a state Zeal!!! <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

Claire is your (very below) average music fan!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Like I say, mate. Depresses me.

 

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[Claire!]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Come on, this top ten is from today!!!!!!!!!

 

I bet if you gave me a top ten list from 80' or 90's i'd like songs from then as well!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Now, the really depressing thing is that my Top 10 singles of the year so far probably include the following...

 

Franz Ferdinand.

The Delays.

Jet.

The Stands.

etc.

 

And they aren't exactly songs of the highest standard either. None of them would get close to a '1991 Top 50'.

 

Even 'good' music these days is pretty shoddy.

 

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[Claire!]

Hmmmmmmmmm,

 

we need Robbie to release a single!!!!!!!!!!!

[SteveP]

No Claire YOU need RObbie to release a single!

[Northern Monkey]

Yes the single bloke he has locked in his bedroom

[Canary Saint]

 

The music industry is in right state - are they just ignoring all the talent out there or isn't there any to be found ? If it's the latter that would be depressing !

[Guest]

The music business has gone to sh@t!!!

 

Well known fact!!!