Going To The Theatre

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

I love going to the theatre to see an amateur play because, even though it's normally dull as fk, there is usually the occasional young student-type female actress who you really fancy.

 

And the good thing about amateur dramatics is that the young student-type female actresses are all randy as fk, and you can easily get a shagg if you meet them at the stage door afterwards.

 

And they're always really chirpy and friendly and enjoy meeting new people as it means a new person they can shagg after their play has finished.

 

And they drink lots.

 

 

[Claire!]

What play you going to see?!!!!!!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

I'm not.

 

A lot of the young student-type actresses wear woolly hats too.

 

 

[Claire!]

and mittons!!!!!!!

[YELLOW]

I hope your wife doesn't see this, Zeal!!!