Beckham joke

[Rotten Johnny Shawcraw]

Just to help relieve the gloom that has decended on your island since the Trophy final defeat, I know that it is normally such a joyous place to be <img src="/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

 

Posh 'n Becks were out shopping in London.

 

Posh

Look at that poster in the shop over there David, suits five pounds, trousers three pounds and shirts two pounds, ain't that cheap?

 

Becks

Yeh that's really cheap Victoria, I know what we could do.........go and buy a load of them and we can sell them at a car boot back in Madrid for at least twice the price.

 

Posh

Cor yeh that's a really good idea David, you're not as daft as you look.

 

Becks

We'll have to disgiuse ourselves though, if they twig on who we are they'll try and bump the price up.

 

The pair then go to great lengths to diguise themselves with scarves, hats and sunglasses.

 

Posh

Right they'll never recognise us now David, you just leave the talking to me.

 

Shop assistant

Yes madam can I help you?

 

Posh

Yeh we'd like 100 suits, 100 pairs of trousers and 100 shirts please.

 

Shop assistant

Er........you two wouldn't happen to be Posh n' Becks by any chance would you?

 

Posh

Yeh, how did you know?

 

Shop assistant

Because madam this is a dry cleaners <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Rotten Johnny Shawcraw]

This one's not for the squeemish.

 

Michael Jackson has denied speculation that he's having an affair with Posh despite the fact that reporters claim to have seen in him her bedroom whilst David was away, but he denied the allgation claiming "I was in Brooklyn at the time".

[Rotten Johnny Shawcraw]

The police stopped Rio Ferdinand yesterday on his way home from training and after searching his car they found some dope on the back seat..........................it was later identified as Gary Neville <img src="/images/graemlins/jump.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/jump.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/jump.gif" alt="" />