Zeal, Help!!!!!!!!

[Claire!]

sent you a PM!!!!!!!!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

There was me wondering what that flashing envelope meant.

 

Thanks.

 

 

[Claire!]

LOL!!!!!!! I'm so thick!!!! And i was listening as well!!!!! It's not Flippin Nippin at all!!!!!!!!!!!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

It's Friggin' In The Riggin'.

 

 

[Claire!]

LOL!!!!!! That's it!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I think?!!!!!) Before my time i think, but got find the lyrics!!!!!!!!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

It was on the good ship Venus

By Christ, ya shoulda seen us

The figurehead was a [***!!***] in bed

And the mast, a mammoth [***!!***]

 

The captain of this lugger

He was a dirty bugger

He wasn't fit to shovel [***!!***]

From one place to another

 

Chorus:

Friggin' in the riggin'

Friggin' in the riggin'

Friggin' in the riggin'

There was [***!!***] all else to do

 

 

The captains name was Morgan

By Christ, he was a gorgon

Ten times a day he'd stop and play

With his [***!!***]' organ

 

The first mate's name was Cooper

By Christ he was a trooper.

He jerked and jerked until he worked

Himself into a stupor

 

Chorus

 

The second mate was Andy

By Christ, he had a dandy

Till they crushed his [****!!****] on a jagged rock

For cumming in the brandy

 

The cabin boy was Flipper

He was a [***!!***]' n--ger

He stuffed his ass with broken glass

And circumcised the skipper

 

Chorus

 

The Captain's wife was Mabel

To [***!!***] she was not able

So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits

Across the barroom table

 

The Captain had a daughter

Who fell in deep sea water

And by her squeals we knew the eels

Had found 'er sexual quarters

 

Repeat Chorus to Fade

 

 

[Claire!]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! What lovely lyrics!!!!!!!!!! Very nice!!!!!!!!!

 

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[Laz]

A classic song!

[Claire!]

Hmmmm, i suppose i'm gonna have to listen to it, to get the best idea of it all!!!!!!!!!!

 

It aint Robbie though is it?!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

The bit about the gay cabin boy could be.

 

 

[Claire!]

This song has got me in stitches!!!!!!!! It's so funny!!!!! How did they get away with it?!!!!!!!!!! I've got to listen to it now!!!!!

 

(Robbie is not gay!!!)

[Rob_the_Saint]

You seem to have missed out a few verses...

 

CHORUS:

There's frigging on the rigging;

[****!!****] on the planking,

Tossing on the crossing,

There was [***!!***] all else to do.

 

 

Twas on the good ship Venus,

By God you should have seen us,

The figurehead was a [***!!***] in bed

And the mast the Captain's [***!!***].

 

The captain of this lugger,

He was a dirty bugger,

He wasn't fit to shove [***!!***]

From one place to another.

 

The captain's wife was Mabel.

Whenever she was able,

She'd fornicate the second mate

Upon the galley table.

 

The ship's cook's name was Freeman,

My God was he a demon,

He fed the crew on menstrual stew

And hymens fried in semen.

 

The captain had a daughter,

Who fell into the water,

We heard her squeal and knew an eel

Had found her sexual quarter.

 

The first mate's name was Carter,

By God he was a farter,

When the high winds would cease

They's use Carter to start her.

 

The second mate's name was Andy,

His balls were long and bandy,

We filled his [****!!****] with molten brass

For [****!!****] in the brandy.

 

The cabin boy was Kipper,

A dirty little nipper,

We stuffed his [****!!****] with broken glass

To circumcise the skipper.

 

The captain's name was Morgan,

By Christ he was a gorgon!

Ten times a day sweet tunes he's play.

On his productive organ.

 

The captain's daughter Mable,

They laid her on a table!

And all the crew would come and screw

As oft as they were able.

 

"Twas on a Chinese station,

We caused a great sensation.

We sunk a junk in a sea of spunk

By mutual masturbation.

 

The third mate's name was Paul,

He only had one ball.

But with cracker he rolled terbaccer

Around the cabin wall.

 

The captain's daughter Mary,

Had never lost her cherry.

The men grew bold and offered gold

And now there's no more Virgin Mary.

 

Another cook was O'Malley,

He didn't dilly dally.

He shot his bolt with such a jolt

He whitewashed half the galley.

 

The boatswain's name was Lester,

He was a hymen tester.

Thru hymens thick he stuck his [***!!***]

And left it there to fester.

 

Another one was Cropper,

Oh Christ he had a whopper.

Twice round the deck, around his neck

And up his bum for a stopper.

 

The ship's dog's name was Rover,

The whole crew had him over,

We ground that faithful hound

From Singapore to Dover.

 

The engineer was McTavish

And young girls he did ravish,

His missing dick's at Istanbul

He was a trifle lavish.

 

A homo was the Purser,

He couldn't have been worser,

With all the crew he had a screw,

Until they yelled: "Oh no sir."

 

So now we end this serial,

Through sheer lack of material.

I wish you luck and freedom from

Diseases venereal.

 

The bosun’s name was Carter

He was a musical farter

He could play ‘God Save the Queen’ from beginning to end

And Beethoven’s moonlight sonata.

 

 

[Claire!]

How long is this song?!!!!!!!!!

 

(ohhhhh that rymed!!!!!!!!!!)

[Rob_the_Saint]

Would you like me to make up a verse about you, Claire?

[Claire!]

LOL!!!!!!!! Rob, you sound really perverted there - but go on then!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

The bitch's name was Claire

She shaved her pubic hair

And when she flashed her smooth new gash

All the boys would stare

 

 

[Claire!]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Claire!]

Watch out for 9.5inches Zeal,

And the beaver bonnet on his chops

For if he gets down and dirty,

he will sure as hell make you squeel!!!!

 

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Very good, Claire!!

 

 

[Claire!]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

 

See i know how to ryme!!!!!!!

 

I could be a song writer!!!!!!

 

I've really had too much diet coke at lunch time!!!!! I told Rob, that my boss was in the office with a telephone geeza!!!!!!!

 

The expression on Rob's face was a classic as i'm really posh at work (yes, i can be posh and talk nicely!!!!!!!!!) and he was really shocked!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

LOL!!!!!!!! Is it home time yet?!!!!!!!!!