'Heavy Mob' required urgently at Brimdsown tonight

[Robson]

I must apologise for not being able to make an earthly appearance on sunday, but I was (unfortunately) working. I would very much like to help out, but I must con(seed) to the fact that unless the working day can be changed to a saturday, then I simply cannot rake it.

 

However, I would like to express my g-rake-fullness at the hard work being done on the pitch by all those concerened, and I very much believe this will help us out considerably next season.

 

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[Bill Poster]

I can't compete with all this wit so I'll have to conseed.

[Jim Cunneen]

some people couldn't give a fork hoe it went last night....

[theabbeyabbott]

If your going to Ryman 2 would that mean that "The grass is greener on the other side?"

[The Invisible Man]

We've been turfed out of the ESL and pitched into the Ryman.

 

Hope this won't spoil it for you next year.

[Bill Poster]

I have to ask!

 

Why are ETFC still using the ESL website for their club threads?

 

If you feel more at home here you should withdraw your application for Ryman 2!

 

 

[Southport - TOWNER]

oh Mr Poster, we are hurt and offended, by those cruel comments.

 

ETFC are still officially part of ESL, I believe, as we have not resigned, and we have not been offically voted into Ryman. (no man's land but lot's of soil!!)

 

Personally speaking I am sure we will take our thread (worms) elsewhere; but we will still come back to visit our virtual friends on the ESL board

 

 

 

[TB&G]

I believe the correct expression then is "in limbo" which has religious connotations.

 

Which miracle are you waiting for then 'Towners'?

 

Perhaps it's the 'turning the topsoil into a football pitch' one! Or, perhaps 'turning an ESL club into a Ryman' one! Or?

[Southport - TOWNER]

I think, my PB fiend, that if you thought about it "LIMBO" is actually a West Indian dance, not a religious word.

 

As for miracles, yes I believe in them, along with hard work and determination, so with a combination of all 3, I am convinced TOWNERS can move to higher places, in the fullness of time.

 

If you want religion, dig out your bible and find Proverbs chapter 10 verse 8!!

 

have a nice day

 

 

 

[Bill Poster]

Actually Southport I'm not a fiend really just a super enthusiastic non-league terracer and we're both right about 'limbo' if you want to be pedantic.

 

Haven't got access to a bible at the moment. Perhaps you'd be kind enough to elucidate.

[Jim Cunneen]

Sensible people accept good advice...People who talk foolishly will come to ruin.

[Bill Poster]

Presumably that's from the "New English Version"!

 

Don't know what that has to do with the thread but your knowledge is impressive Jim.

 

Thank you for sharing that with us. I bow to you!

 

But all you'll see is my bald spot so you haven't gained much.

[The Invisible Man]

Well it's better than a hairy spot.

[Southport - TOWNER]

elucidate.....

 

haven't dun that for years. I'm clean now, honest me lord!!!

 

 

[Mr Happy]

Clean!!!! You what!!!??? You are to cleanliness what Fruitbat is to diets!

[Southport Jr.]

ewww....

[TB&G]

Everything that's good about the male of the human species eh Southport Jnr!

 

By the way, it is important that toilet humour on this thread be entered with dead-pan faeces.

[Southport Jr.]

i dnt unda stand..

 

u cant no wat skol i go 2, or ud no i dnt hav an education!

[andyetfc]

Working parties will still go on and Southport is so committed that he is going to spend an hour at the ground on Sunday before he flies off to Cyprus for his holidays. I say a big thank you to Mrs Southport.

 

By the way, does she know yet???

[Southport - TOWNER]

does she know where I go Sunday mornings? yeah church!

 

 

If I don't make it sunday morning; I'll be thinking of you in the bar @ the airport!! hic