Who's Controlling Your Life?

mala_D · May 9, 2004

There is a philosophical theory which claims that the World and Life as we know it is actually a virtual reality game...rather like The Sims, but more advanced.

Apparently, players can enter this game themselves [as a "sprite"] but these "Gaming Sprites" never formally identify themselves to the "virtual inhabitants".

Doesn't take a massive leap of David Icke's imagination to identify the ruling/hegemonic people of this planet [say, Royal Families, Murdochs etc] as the "Gaming Sprites" in this Great Game of Life.

I've identified some more of these "Gaming Sprites"....

Jimmy Hill: No one would purposely design a sprite that far-fetched.

Delia Smith: In HER reality she is a bored housewife who thinks that she can teach the Virtual World the art of fine cooking. In OUR reality, she is a bored housewife who thinks that she can teach the Real World the art of cooking.

Paul Daniels: The man is just plain evil. Obvious really!

K.C and the Sunshine Band: A musical outlet for all aspiring "Gaming Sprites". Would only exist in a Virtual Reality world. Ditto Peters and Lee.

Stan Boardman: A "Gaming Sprite" who, in HIS Reality, is an aspiring comedian who would like to experience the joys of being a successful and much-loved comedian. Hasn't quite mastered the Game yet!

Jordan: In HER Reality she is a bored pubescent teenager who wonders what it's like to be [****][****].

Phil Redmond: Anally-retentative Gaming Sprite, unsatisfied with the dimensions of the Virtual World, decided to confuse matters by creating imaginary worlds in the Virtual World.

Wacko Jacko: The Game has gone horribly wrong for this Player. Expect to see the sudden withdrawal of this Sprite when things get sticky.

Lulu: Unimaginative player, First Class. In HER Reality, she is still singing in front of the mirror with her hairbrush. In OUR Reality, we cant see the hairbrush.

Ozzy Osbourne's Dog: Player is a 6 year old kid from Cannock who harbours fantasies of [***!!***] on his parents' carpet.

George Bush: New to computer technology. Hopes to reach Level 2 within the next 10 years.

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Mark (Flag) Braintree · May 9, 2004

Tony Blair...thinks he is Mr Shiny White Teeth who is a leader in the world, but in realiaty he is a condoner of murder, and a puppet who has George B's hand lodged up his Arsenal.

(Read on the Website he knew about abuse since February)

Victor Meldrew · May 9, 2004

Maladroit......In HIS reality he thinks he's the Groucho Marx of Non League

but in OUR reality he's more of the Marx3 version of the C5

mala_D · May 10, 2004

No Ian.....I'm his brother, Skid!

Big J R · May 11, 2004

[color:"red"] RIGHT YOU 'ORRIBLE LOT ! I've been too quiet of late, so here's my viewpoint !

[color:"black"]

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maladroit said:

There is a philosophical theory which claims that the World and Life as we know it is actually a virtual reality game...rather like The Sims, but more advanced.

Apparently, players can enter this game themselves [as a "sprite"] but these "Gaming Sprites" never formally identify themselves to the "virtual inhabitants".

Doesn't take a massive leap of David Icke's imagination to identify the ruling/hegemonic people of this planet [say, Royal Families, Murdochs etc] as the "Gaming Sprites" in this Great Game of Life.

I've identified some more of these "Gaming Sprites"....

Jimmy Hill: No one would purposely design a sprite that far-fetched.

[color:"blue"] 'The Chin of God' [color:"black"]

Delia Smith: In HER reality she is a bored housewife who thinks that she can teach the Virtual World the art of fine cooking. In OUR reality, she is a bored housewife who thinks that she can teach the Real World the art of cooking.

[color:"blue"] Just bored and frustrated. I don't NEED being taught how to cook a fckin egg ! [color:"black"]

Paul Daniels: The man is just plain evil. Obvious really!

[color:"blue"] Anybody who stuffs Debbie McGee and is THAT small can't be all bad ! [color:"black"] ]

K.C and the Sunshine Band: A musical outlet for all aspiring "Gaming Sprites". Would only exist in a Virtual Reality world. Ditto Peters and Lee.

[color:"blue"] Hmmmm ! I happen to like K.C. et al. Why not knock Black Eyed Peas or Robbie, (I'm NOT Gay) Williams ?? [color:"black"]

Stan Boardman: A "Gaming Sprite" who, in HIS Reality, is an aspiring comedian who would like to experience the joys of being a successful and much-loved comedian. Hasn't quite mastered the Game yet!

[color:"blue"] At least he knows his Fokkers from his Heinkel's !! [color:"black"]

Jordan: In HER Reality she is a bored pubescent teenager who wonders what it's like to be [****][****].

[color:"blue"] Luvvly set of jugs, though ! [color:"red"] N-U-R-S-E ?? [color:"black"]

Phil Redmond: Anally-retentative Gaming Sprite, unsatisfied with the dimensions of the Virtual World, decided to confuse matters by creating imaginary worlds in the Virtual World.

[color:"blue"] (Didn't he write Grange Hill ??) [color:"black"]

Wacko Jacko: The Game has gone horribly wrong for this Player. Expect to see the sudden withdrawal of this Sprite when things get sticky.

[color:"blue"] Especially in his under-pants !! [color:"black"]

Lulu: Unimaginative player, First Class. In HER Reality, she is still singing in front of the mirror with her hairbush. In OUR Reality, we cant see the hairbush.

[color:"blue"] ....Or her Bush - more's the pity ! [color:"black"]

Ozzy Osbourne's Dog: Player is a 6 year old kid from Cannock who harbours fantasies of [***!!***] on his parents' carpet.

[color:"blue"] I suppose it takes all-sorts to make a world. Perhaps they should C-H-A-S-E him out of Cannock. [color:"black"]

George Bush: New to computer technology. Hopes to reach Level 2 within the next 10 years.

[color:"blue"] Or is that 110 years ? Surprised Donald Rumsfeld didn't get a mention. [color:"black"]