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New Southend Stadium

Phil Old Boy

By Phil Old Boy
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A bit sad really. Tends to sum up the ambition of Southend.

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what the hell is the conference its not in the football league so we wouldnt bother about that point. how wats canveys average this season 300 people .im sure you get a lot of atmosphere at a [***!!***] ground with no roof. i wouldnt particularly die for a fat [***!!***] manager or a [***!!***] pub side.

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well i have registered now so you lot cant stop me. see i did manage all the questions even if my mum did help me a bit. my uncle who is staying with us at the moment helped me as well so you fat idiot i am not thick. my other uncle who was staying with us last week said all you pikeys are really thick. at the hospital dr zbungle says i am one of his cleverest patients so i do know what i am talking about and i say canvey aint going nowhere but southend are going all the way.

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You're not thick, but required help from your mum and your uncle, to complete a simple questionnaire(LIST OF QUESTIONS REQUIRING ANSWERS), before you could post legitimately(MUM AND DAD MARRIED AT CONCEPTION) Actually, the erudite points you have made since discovering this thread, lead me to believe that either 1, Your mum married your uncle(MATERNAL that is), Or 2, Your Mum has many Uncles(CLIENTS) staying at your house, in order to help make ends meet! Can you please elucidate. Many thanks. <img src="/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

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what the hell is the conference its not in the football league so we wouldnt bother about that point. how wats canveys average this season 300 people .im sure you get a lot of atmosphere at a [***!!***] ground with no roof. i wouldnt particularly die for a fat [***!!***] manager or a [***!!***] pub side.


The league you narrowly missed this season. Look mate, you're absolutely bloody pathetic. Get a life... Are you on the Non-League Forums waiting for next year or something?

See ya in the conference... [***!!***]

Final's getting nearer, we're gonna do the double... Tell me, exactly what have you won this year?

So much for a team on the up...

(Sorry for a stupid post, he deserves it <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />)
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i am not thick you are thick and your manager jack king is thick. you aint going a win anything next week at the milenium stadium because since steve tilson left park road you have been total crap. remember we beat you in the fa cup at your crap ground. even your clubs website is like the rest of you crap. southend will go up next season and thats a promise and my dad will be taking me to all the matches as soon as he come home from working abroad.

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You are [***!!***] hilarious mate! First of all our manager's name is Jeff King, next week's final is at Villa Park not the Millennium Stadium but I doubt that would interest you and oh yeah it's Park Lane not Park Road.

 

Quite frankly mate, you are an embarassment. Just a sad little boy looking for attention. So when your daddy comes back from Albania or Kosovo or whichever [***!!***] he's been he can take you to watch an underachieving team do nothing once again in the third division.

 

Go and wind up Colchester, Orient or West Ham or somebody but you're out of your depth here, mate.

 

You've given us the biggest laugh in years!!

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Blimey mate, with an e-mail address like that, no wonder your dad is abroad!!!

 

You on day release then?

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yellow army are you really [*******] stupid or are you just pretending. i dont need to pretend that i am stupid. and my dad is not in kosovo he is on an oil rig and my uncle only stays with us to keep my mum company when dad is away. i knew it was villa park for your fa vase game, i was only winding you up and you fell for it because you are really really stupid probably becasue you are like jeff king and you eat to many pies. my email address is only a joke as well becasu we dont get access to the internet on the weeks when i have to stay in hospital.

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and it is true about lee bowlan. he wanted to sing for southend because he was fed up with the stink on canvey island but tilly told he was not good enough for southend. this is true becasue my sister goes out with him and she told me herself so put that in your pikey pipe and smoke it. you should come over to our new stadium and watch a real football team not that [*******] rubbish you watch every week at PARK LANE [see i do no where you play]. canvey cant even play a bugel let alone football ha ha ha ha.

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Mmm I love my pies!!!

 

OK then mate seeing as Lee Boylan goes out with your sister, maybe I should ask him about you next time I see him.

And here's the 64,000 dollar question: What's the name of Lee Boylan's son? Surely you will know that!!

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Is a bugel a a cross between a bagel and a bun??? and is our friend on medication, and if yes is he on the RIGHT medication? I fear that too many years watching UNCLES come and go every Friday and Saturday night, combined with far too many poor performances at his beloved saaaarfend, have finally pushed him too far, i genuinely fear for his mental welfare.

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SUFC3 Canvey2 - Although I have chuckled continiously at your posts and those of my fellow supporters,I do fear for your mentality! will you please give my regards to Merv a distant neighbour when you next go into hospital!

 

I offer an old saying that I feel you should discuss with your doctor.

'Mutton dressed up as lamb!!

God Bless You!!

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Lee Bowlan singing for Southend!!!!!!! Wasnt he on [color:"red"] Popidol.


[color:"blue"] Isn't that some sort of sedative like Tamazepan ???
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