Caption Competition?? (Large Thread)

[GarySTFC]

Due to the number of pictures in the below, it may take some time for the pictures to load....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[BFR]

Matt Miller. Legend

[Emma-STFC]

Definitely agree with that one BFR.

 

Matt Miller. Dance Contest Champion

[Radders]

4th picture

 

As Gary comforts Emma with an arm round the waist, sneaky Spence goes in for the kill with a hand on the shoulder. Watch out Gazza, they're all after her.

[Radders]

BTW Gary, have you got any of the pictures from at the match, the celebrations at the end and that bloke who thinks he's a striker when he came to join the fans.

[GarySTFC]

Radders you really are a nonce.... Spencers hand is on her shoulder, mine is round her waist...

 

Mind you, she's after them, not the other way around!

[Radders]

Isn't that what I said?

[GarySTFC]

No because you're an editing spud.

[Ian]

The penultimate pic (the one of Matty dancing)

 

"In a cruel twist of fate and irony, after spending much of the season as substitute, Matty tries to pull a girl with "Bench" printed on her ar$e."

[Radders]

First pic.

 

While everyone else sets out to catch Emma, Nick Gyoury is so drunk that he accidently gropes Dave instead.

 

Fourth pic.

 

After endless campaigning from a certain supporter, Ryan Spencer finally becomes the fans favourite.

 

Seventh pic.

 

Page 108 of the best selling book; 1001 things to make with sh*t curtians.

 

OR

 

...872, 873, 874... Alex Haddow tries to calculate how many times Tony Boot was caught offside this season.

 

Penultimate pic.

 

Matt Miller enters his pose for the semi finals of the queer of the year competition.

 

Last pic.

 

As an angel appears in the background wearing a large yellow halo, Adrian Brown lets out a pained yelp as Darron Wilkinson finally does 'get' someone.

 

P.S. Has everyone spotted our new signing in this pic lurking on the right. Apparently he is a top notch striker with a good eye for goal. A bit like Matty Mil..... Maybe not.

[Radders]

I've only just spotted this, but in the picture with Barras and Matty attacking some poor girl, what is Miller doing with his face????? It looks like he has just sucked a lemon for about an hour. The man is seriously WRONG, then again we knew that already!!!!! <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Oh yeah Miller, where's my trophy you thieving g*t?

[BFR]

Well he did win promotion all by himself, so it is only fair he takes the cup with him <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Radders]

How many times did he say that in one night? 'I joined in August and now look, promotion.' Obviously forgetting about Chopper, Danny Steer, Fozzie, Super Lee, Smurf, Bacon Boy and the Mullet Man then!!!!! Oh, and the fact that he was crap! <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[GarySTFC]

And in the season he left, his former club won the league....

[Radders]

The man is a genius. <img src="/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

[GarySTFC]

I think legend is perhaps more appropriate... But not for the 'good' reasons!

[Martin]

The players are legends one and all. The highlight for me as Graham and Liam will confirm was Wilko explaining his intrinsic value to the team.

 

The most concerning thing is that I went missing for a couple of hours in Liquid. I don't know what happened perhaps Daly locked me in a cupboard for calling him an old git on the boat. Anyone who can help fill in the gaps....

[Radders]

Wilko's dancing was also something a bit special. The fact that he was on the dancefloor the whole time I was there and kept the same move the whole time was highly impressive.