The Unsung Players' Songs

[evadne]

A suggestion for Paul Barrowcliff (when he's not on the bench)

 

To the tune of Aggado (is that how it's spelt?)

 

Barrowcliff, Paul, Paul

He's the Slough Town Number 3.

Barrowcliff, Paul, Paul

He's as tough as ebony

With his left, with his right

He can pass so easily.

Barrowcliff, Paul, Paul

He's the Slough Town Number 3.

 

(Perhaps the fourth line could be:

"He's got loads of energy")

[BFR]

I'd suggest repeating Cliff rather than Paul but otherwise a stunning effort! Of course, it would only work if he starts the game wearing number 3, but these minor details really don't matter.

 

Anything up your sleeve for Judge?

[evadne]

I think you're right - I was trying to be a bit touchy-feely friendly. Touchy-feely has, of course, no place in a football song.

 

I'll try to think of something for Judge over the next day or two

[St Leonard]

Matt Miller:

 

He's Crap,

He's Slow,

He'll never find the Goal,

Matt Miller,

Matt Miller

[evadne]

Please don't upset Matt Miller - he may not have scored recently but he's good for the club's and the spectators' spirits.

 

And this one's for Alan Judge - to the tune (roughly) of From Me To You (a song by the Beatles, who were a popular Beat Combo in the 1960s)

 

He may be a little grey

And his waist says he likes his fudge

But call on him

And he'll run to Slough Town

He's super Alan Judge

[Roger Rebel]

Give up while your ahead.