Duran Duran

[Claire!]

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Return Of The Zeal said:
Liam Gallagher is proper double-hard,

LOL!!!!!!!! LIAM IS NO WAY DOUBLE-HARD!!!!!

[YELLOW]

Just look at my avatar and then look at a pic of Robbie Williams. He wouldn't last five minutes.

 

Oh yeah Robbie's football team are [****!!****] and got done by Canvey! <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Robbie would probably do alright at Sumo!!

 

 

[Claire!]

LOL!!!!!!!!!

 

YEAH BUT YOUR PICTURE LOOKS LIKE A BUCH OF THUGS FROM LUTON!!!!!!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I typed Jon Bon Jovi Gay into a serch engine

 

Jon Bon Jovi, for those who do not know, is the lead singer of the rock band Bon Jovi. I liked him ever since I first saw his picture. At that time, I had short hair. I decided to grow my hair long. The reason I didn't do it sooner was because I liked short hair on myself and I thought it would be inappropriate to have long hair on the job. Anyway, I became more daring, and now I have long hair. I wanted to look like Jon Bon Jovi. He's beautiful, and I wanted to be beautiful too. That long hair and face just made me melt. Now that I have long hair, I compare myself to Jon's picture. We don't look exactly alike, but there are photos of Jon which are similar to how I look sometimes.

Jon is everything I wish I could have been: successful, and heterosexual. For when you are straight, the chances of meeting someone at least physically compatible is so much greater. But I have no intention of trying to change myself. I feel my sexual nature is an innate quality and should not be pounded into another shape just to satisfy the expectations of the heterosexual majority. Do I regret being gay? Until now, yes, because my tastes are demanding and uncompromising, and I have not met anyone yet like me (or Jon Bon Jovi for that matter).

What makes us drawn to someone and not others? I'm not attracted to Ritchie Sambora, another member of the band. My eyes keep shifting to look at Jon. Jon is beautiful, masculine, confident. He knows his role and he does it well. I still don't know mine.

Jon Bon Jovi, who now has had a hair cut, said in an interview that his long hair and fancy long coats was a kind of "hiding". I say just the opposite: he was exposing his real self. He and his associates fulfilled a large need of the mass psyche. His flamboyance (in clothing and hair style) right up to the peek of his career (the late 1980's) was caused by a deep personal inner need, but pertaining only to a specific personality type--the performer. The type exists in the gay community as the "drag queen". I could not have a career as a singer. I'm afraid of the stage. I'm afraid of people looking at me. And though I can sing, I could only sing more intimate music, like German lieder. And it would have to be recorded, not performed before a crowd.

Some wonder how a person can write. Like working out in a gym, writing well requires both a desire to do it and practice. Most people don't write because if they were honest, they would say, "I really don't want to write." "Oh, I wish I could write!" they say, but as soon as you hear it, you know it's a lie. Because if someone really wants to do something, they just do it. But every person has different needs. You are drawn to and do what you like to do.

Jon Bon Jovi would probably deny it, but I have many photos of him, some with a definite gay flavour. I've seen enough gay men to know their facial poses and body language. Even physical deportment conveys a message, however subtle. Is flamboyance generic to all sexual orientations (but not all people) or indicative of a gay or bi leaning? I'm not saying Jon is gay or bi. He's married (though that doesn't mean anything--lots of gay guys marry because like eating Quaker Oats, "it's the right thing to do"). I'm speaking in terms of psychological orientation, not just sexual orientation. Could his flamboyance indicate an innate but subdued bisexual tendency? Or is it all just a performer's ruse, like a medieval jester? (Or is it just wishful thinking on my part?) Jim Morrison, like Jon Bon Jovi, couldn't keep up the image he had created. I sense Morrison also regretted his early stage persona, yet such was his own version of flamboyance. At the time, that's what he was. People change as needs are fulfilled. And we can't forget that grunge was taking over the hard rock sense at the end of Bon Jovi's fame.

Being a zillionaire now, Jon can afford to experiment with the band's music, become more personal and subjective, rather than pandering to the masses' demand for pop-style lyrics that have been through the same psychological meat grinder since Elvis. I can't deny though that, even with short hair, Jon is still my type, and if he isn't gay, well dammit he SHOULD be, because I want him and always have wanted him.

 

 

[Claire!]

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Return Of The Zeal said:
Robbie would probably do alright at Sumo!!

I'M GOING TO IGNORE THAT COMMENT AND FORGET YOU SAID THAT ABOUT MY FUTURE HUBBY!!!!!!!!!!

[Chubbhead EFM]

Bono-actually he is quite sexy now you mention it. Still a bit of a [****!!****] though.

 

Robbie- Tw@t

 

Jon Bon Jovi- Tw@t-anyone else see a resemblence to Laurence Llwelyn Bowen?

 

Liam Gallagher- Oh yes! But prefer Noel nowadays. Proper men, just the way I like 'em <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

Damon- I wouldn't say no! Actually,I would- firing Graham Coxon (if that's what happened), playing the ukelele in the Live Forever DVD, going on about the buggering war- these things make me hate him.

[YELLOW]

Now I get it Zeal, you wanted me to play ukelele at Zealstock because you thought I looked like Damon Albarn!! (some bloke when I was at college thought I looked like Damon!)

[mala_D]

That 666 tatooed on yer forehead doesn't help tho', does it!!!! <img src="/images/graemlins/alk.gif" alt="" />