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Don't know where to start - what a fking ace night!

 

Went to see the Stands with the Thorns and Libro in London. Was standing by my favourite celebrity, Edith Bowman for the majority of the night. Listen to her show on Radio One this afternoon folks, cos I'm bound to get a mention. She asked my name and I got a kiss off her as we left!

 

About an hour into the set, singer and guitarist Howie Payne announces a guest guitarist on the next track, and on comes Sir Noel Gallagher! Standing on stage about 4 yards in front of the Zealster!!

 

Then, after leaving the venue, that bird of Peter Andre's walks out of a club across the road surrounded by bodyguards and papparazzi. Mr Thorns somehow managed to squeeze through to berate her about her crap name, and ask why she didn't call herself Botswana instead. Maybe you had to be there, but it was bloody funny.

 

We seem to have made our customary pissed calls to LMU and YELLOW again. Didn't we chat with GazzaBTFC too!!?

 

And it turns out Thornsy shagged my ex too! Good on yer sunshine, but you've got a hell of a lot to live up to!!

 

 

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Glad you took the [***!!***] of the ex in good spirit .... remember it was a threesome so it's quite a story!

 

I seem to remember wandering backwards and forwards in front of the papparazzi telling them to take a picture of me as well. I'm pretty sure I threw something at her car as well (screwed up flyer or something)!

 

I think I spoke to LMU as well but f*ck knows what I said.

 

Thought The Stands were pleasant enough but hardly excited me, I'd see them again if it was free. Watered down Coral is a good description of them. Even though we weren't watching them at the time (too busy confirming that Claire wants to ******* my *****) I thought the support band sounded good!

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EFM The Firm, The Voice said:
Even though we weren't watching them at the time (too busy confirming that Claire wants to ******* my *****) I thought the support band sounded good!


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Return Of The Zeal said:
A threesome? I thought you said Morley was just watching??

No pics of you or Botswana in the Sun this morning. Well, there is a picture of Jordan with her tits out on the middle page, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't taken last night!



Well he got a bit of action but not all the way and he pay £217 for the hotel room!

Jordan has some kind of contract with the Daily Star so it may be worth looking at that one!
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Return Of The Zeal said:
No - Thornsy sent you a message asking who you'd prefer, and you said you'd prefer him too, and until I shave off my beard, I would be allowed "nowhere near [your] muff", to quote you!!



No he wrote:

"Would you prefer me or Zeal or both of us to (*****) in your mouth?"

That didn't mean going down south to me!!!!!!!!
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Return Of The Zeal said:

We seem to have made our customary pissed calls to LMU and YELLOW again.


Yeah sorry, missed your call. Sounded a great night. And being only a few feet away from the mighty Noel. What a [***!!***]!!
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