I LOVE....

[Claire!]

....EASTER!!!!!!!!!!!

 

All these companies have been sending me Easter Eggs!!!!!

 

I'm in heaven!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

[SteveP]

Yes, there's no better way to celebrate christ's death..

[Claire!]

I think he would have liked us to celebrate it by eating chocolate!!!!!

 

Actually, Easter is to celebrate Christ being brought back to life!!!!! Not him dying, he died on Good Friday.

[GazzaBTFC]

...hence the reason why we have "eggs"....a symbol of life?

[Claire!]

i was told at sunday school, that the reason we have eggs is because the rock that was encaging Jesus in the cave was in the shape of an egg?!!!!!!!!!!!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Last time I was at a Sunday School I got arrested, well the place is only open Monday - Friday and I was nicking a computer <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

You weren't talking about another type of Sunday School, were you?

[EFM's Librarian]

Blimey Claire - I think you've actually got something right for once <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> At least that's what I was told as well - could well be an evil Sunday School conspiracy? <img src="/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

 

BTW Claire, have you done a survey regarding historical people and events recently? I noticed a story in the Indpependent yesterday that included these statistics

 

Real people that some believe never existed

Ethelred the Unready King of England 978 to 1016 - 63 per cent

William Wallace 13th-century Scottish hero - 42 per cent

Benjamin Disraeli Prime minister and founder of the modern Tory party - 40 per cent

Genghis Khan, Mongol conqueror - 38 per cent

Benito Mussolini, Fascist dictator, 33 per cent

Adolf Hitler - 11 per cent

Winston Churchill - 9 per cent

 

Real events some people believe never took place

Battle of the Bulge 52 per cent

Battle of Little Big Horn Scene of Custer's last stand - 48 per cent

Hundred Years' War 44 per cent

Cold War - 32 per cent

Battle of Hastings, 15 per cent

 

Fictional characters who we believe were real

King Arthur , mythical monarch of the Round Table - 57 per cent

Robin Hood - 27 per cent

Conan the Barbarian - 5 per cent

Richard Sharpe , fictional cad and warrior - 3 per cent

Edmund Blackadder - 1 per cent

Xena Warrior Princess - 1 per cent

 

Fictional events that we believe did take place

War of the Worlds , Martian invasion - 6 per cent

Battle of Helms Deep , Rings Trilogy - The Two Towers - 3 per cent

Battle of Endor , The Return of the Jedi - 2 per cent

Planet of the Apes , the apes rule Earth - 1 per cent

Battlestar Galactica , the defeat of humanity by cyborgs - 1 per cent

 

[Claire!]

LOL!!!!!!! I thought there was only one type of Sunday School!!!

 

I'm on about the local church sunday school, where they told us very odd versions of the bible!!!!!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

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EFM The Firm, The Voice said:
Last time I was at a Sunday School I got arrested, well the place is only open Monday - Friday and I was nicking a computer <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

You twat. One of my mates got arrested for that.

[Claire!]

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EFM's Librarian said:
Blimey Claire - I think you've actually got something right for once <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> At least that's what I was told as well - could well be an evil Sunday School conspiracy? <img src="/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

BTW Claire, have you done a survey regarding historical people and events recently? I noticed a story in the Indpependent yesterday that included these statistics

Fictional characters who we believe were real

LOL!!!!! I told you I'm always right!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!

BTW, i don't read the Independant!!!! The writing is too small, and the words are too long, and it would take me forever and a day to read it all!!!!!!

But, i did think that Sherlock Holmes was a real person until i was about 16 when we read one of his stories in English, and i discovered that he was only a story character! <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

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Return Of The Zeal said:

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EFM The Firm, The Voice said:
Last time I was at a Sunday School I got arrested, well the place is only open Monday - Friday and I was nicking a computer <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

You twat. One of my mates got arrested for that.

It didn't really happen, it was a quip <img src="/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

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Claire said:

BTW, i don't read the Independant!!!! The writing is too small, and the words are too long, and it would take me forever and a day to read it all!!!!!!

Even the title is longer than say The Sun

[Claire!]

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It didn't really happen, it was a quip <img src="/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

That's that word again - that old people use!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!

[mala_D]

I thought a quip was something you wore on yer head?