Zealstock

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Fk it, I'm gonna sod Glastonbury, and have a rock festival in my back garden instead.

 

I know Paul from S Club 7, and was in the same music class as the keyboard player in the Lightning Seeds, so I'll get them to headline on the Friday and Sunday nights.

 

And obviously I'll be headlining myself on the Saturday night.

 

Now... just for some support acts...

 

 

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

On the Sunday night, just before the Lightning Seeds, I'd really like YELLOW to do a half-hour set on the ukelele.

 

 

[Claire!]

Quote:

Alex said:


Now... just for some support acts...

Can i be one of your support acts?!!!!!!!!! <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> I'm very good on the Kareoke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Consider yourself booked. How does Saturday afternoon sound, just before Girl Magnet?

 

 

[Claire!]

LOL!!!!!!!! Excellent!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chubbhead EFM]

Zeal, will you have just the one stage, or will you create more? you could have a Hexagon stage perhaps? and instead of the 'green field', how about a 'blue' field for you and your fellow Torys?! I trust the event will be sponsered by Cloudy Cider as well?

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

It will be sponsored by Perrier Water, Chubbster!!

 

Oh hell, who am I trying kid. Yep, I had a couple of Cloudy's last night! First drinks for over a week, though!!

 

I only have five acts performing at the moment, Chubby, so I think a second stage is a tad ambitious at this time!!

 

But I'm liking the Blue field! (As long as those twats who did that song with Stevie Wonder don't mistakenly turn up!!)

 

 

[Chubbhead EFM]

can I play? I can't sing, I can't dance and I have no musical talent whatsoever, but I CAN mime quite well. I want 15% of all profits though, plus my own port-a-loo!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Sounds like you'd be better off at Party In The Park, Chubb!! <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

How does the early Friday evening slot, just before S Club 7 grab you!!?

 

Excellent... so, so far we have as follows...

 

 

Friday

 

S Club 7

Chubbhead mimes the songs of Oasis

 

 

Saturday

 

Colin Zeal

Girl Magnet (ft Sniffer Thorns)

Claire Karaoke

 

 

Sunday

 

Lightning Seeds

YELLOW ARMY on the Ukelele

 

 

This is gonna be mental!!

 

 

[Claire!]

Sounds fantastic!!!!!

 

How much are the tickets going for?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (obviously i'd get in free because i'm a support act!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

[EFM_Costello]

Tom can play that song he wrote

 

" yesterdays man "

[Chubbhead EFM]

how come it says 're:Alexstock' in the reply thing! Your mulitple personalities have taken on lives of their own Zeal, er Alex!

 

Didn't we have a similar discussion last year when you couldn't get tickets.. I think we may have had some of the same acts as we're having this year! <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

and who the hell are 'Girl Magnet'??

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Thornsy's boy-band that he's fronting.

 

I don't whether they'll all approaching 30 and look like Jonathan King, or whether it's just the main man!!

 

Still, I'm sure the teenage girls won't be able to resist them!!

 

<img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

 

 

[Northern Monkey]

Thought his backing band was called

Bombalurina?

[YELLOW]

Quote:

Return Of The Zeal said:
On the Sunday night, just before the Lightning Seeds, I'd really like YELLOW to do a half-hour set on the ukelele.

Any particular reason? If I get my deep voice back I could do Barry White impressions <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Chubbhead EFM]

why have you lost your deep-voice? are you going through some sort of reverse puberty? <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[YELLOW]

Tee hee. Zealster phoned me up the other week and because I had only just recovered from a heavy cold, my voice was really deep and throaty which Zeal made a comment about.

 

Luckily I've managed to get my voice back.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Girl Magnet will rock the house, we will play our greatest hits set:

 

I really really like your hair

Can we go to Blackpool?

Your telephone number makes me sweat

Blue dress, brown heart!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Blue Dress, Brown heart

That you brought from Wall Mart

Brown heart, blue dress

In green I like you less

 

Your telephone number makes me sweat

More than me putting my wendy house on a grand national bet

When I check your digits I start to perspire

More than when I first heard 80's punk band Wire

 

I really like your hair

For it I want to care

It's nice and long

To want to suck on it is surely wrong

 

Can we go to Blackpool

Please Please Please Please Please

Please Please Please Please Please

Please Please Please Please Please

Please Please Please Please Please

Please Please Please Please Please

I want to ride the big one

 

Well thats the chorus sorted for all my hit records, can anyone help with the verse!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Keats has just hit 2,000rpm.