Boat Race Farce !!

[Big J R]

[color:"red"] R-I-G-H-T YOU LOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I've been building up to this soddin' rant all afternoon whilst working in the gardin wiv 'Er Indoors !!

 

Oxford .v. Cambridge. Don't make me bleedin' larf !

 

Oxford pull away, and the bleedin pinko spy school lot from Cambridge,

 

a. Try to ram 'em !

 

b. Bleedin' near decapitate the Oxford cox wiv one of their [***!!***] !

 

c. Decide to ave a-nuver go at rammin 'em and suceeding in dislodging the bow-man's [***!!***].

 

Oxford loose pace, and Cambridge pi*s it !

 

Oxford cox puts in komplaint and appeal to Umpire. [color:"red"] (UMPIRE - That's a joke) ! [color:"blue"]

 

Umpire over-rules appeal.

 

Now that Umpire waz summink else. [color:"red"] Did yer see 'im ? [color:"blue"]

 

Exact replica of a 'Just William' character, who, oddly enuff, woz wearing a Cambridge cap.

 

And did yer see his bleedin' National 'Elf speckies ??? Really 1950's.

 

I suppose next year, the bleedin' race'll be sponsored by Superspecs or Specsavers !

 

Right ! I'm back orf ter the bleedin' gardin ! [color:"black"]

 

 

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[Mark (Flag) Braintree]

I was tuned in for the start of the prog. on tv, but the waffle lasted so long, i fell asleep when I woke up, Cambridge had it in the bag, sounds like I missed nothing though.

[Big J R]

[color:"red"] Errr ! Excuse ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why have I been censored in this post ??

 

I note that a certain word that I used twice, has been 'pixillated' !The word I used is another word for pr*stitute. It starts with a 'W' and ends in an 'E' and is 5 letters long.

 

To make it easy for people with slow brains, it rhymes with [color:"red"] OAR, [color:"blue"] which, if you suffer an East End accent, is how you would pronounce the word anyway !

 

I must also point out, that both pro*titute and who*e are both in the English dictionary, and therefore [color:"blue"] CANNOT [color:"blue"] be termed offensive language.

 

I would suggest Moderators throw away their 'Childrens Guide to the English Language', and purchase a respectable dictionary, such as The Oxford English Dictionary. OXFORD, coincidently, should have won the [****!!****] race !! [color:"black"]

 

 

 

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[mala_D]

I quite fecking agree with ya there.

 

P'raps you should have used the word CONCUBINE...but the auto-censor will probably think it's something with a load of p r i c k s and [****] that!!!

[American FLEET FAN No1]

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[American FLEET FAN No1]

The Umpires have now apologised for not seeing the incident previously mentioned by the Honourable Gentleman from Dorking, but they could't keep up with the race as they were short handed!

[CANV EFM]

bunch of public school wahs, the only good thing about the boat race is when one of the team sank.. that and the fact that it concentrates all the scarfers into one area leaving the rest of london blissfully free of tham all.. arnt all the competitors ringers from down under these days anyway..?

maybe if they started down at southend pier i would have a bit more intrest, they would need a more substantial boat if the wind was getting up, and maybe plastic riot shields to protect them from all the kids throwing stones at em from the QE2 breidge

[BOROMAN]

How can you get so wound up about a tournament where only two teams enter.

[Big J R]

It ain't the number of teams, Boroman It's the silly little pinko woofter who was supposed to be an umpire that got rite up me 'ooter !

 

If yer goin' to play a game, then play it by the rools !

 

Ain't got a lot of time fer Cambridge, anyway ! Look what they produced: Burgess, Philby, Blunt [color:"black"] and all those other traiterous rats !

 

All should 'ave been drowned in a bucket at birf ! [color:"black"]

 

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[Guest]

The whole thing is a fix...the same teams always make the final.

[Mr Happy]

At least Cambridge is a nice city. There's nothing like knocking back a few glasses of wine before going c*nting on the Pam!

[Big J R]

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There's nothing like knocking back a few glasses of wine before going c*nting on the Pam!

[color:"blue"] That ain't Halifax Lass, by any chance, is it, Mr H ?? [color:"black"]

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[Mr Happy]

Ah, now there's a real woman!

[American FLEET FAN No1]

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Ah, now there's a real woman!

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