I's does 'ope ...

[Carrot Cruncher]

... that yous luverly ricay bois downt loos yure gaim in hand at Kettring tomarra nite.

 

Cos I's does fanci us crunchers to get somit frum ours trip to sea thems there ducks on Saturdie!

 

I's was shure yous luverly ricay bois was sposed to be in myd-tayble bye now anyways?

 

Crunch, crunch, crunch ...

[Ryan.c]

I can't read, I can't write,

but that don't really matter,

cos I've come down from Braintree Town and I can drive a tractor!

 

 

[The Observer]

carrot cruncher, i read on the albans forum that you are the braintree chairman. i then saw a picture of you in the nlp, bit of a porker arent ya. go away and play with your bullocks

[Carrot Cruncher]

Thas anover free poynts gorn then bois?

[The Observer]

dont know what your banging on about, your as [***!!***] as us

[GazzaBTFC]

Can't type, spell and quite probably speak properly. This bloke has "special needs" written all over him.

 

 

[BTFC's_Ginge]

lol, been reading all this, cant tell u how funny this is to an observer.

 

up the iron

 

i herd carrot cruncher was a canvey fan, never held of a fan called carrot cruncher at braintree. maybe im wrong but im sure ive herd that at canv, and dont both teams not get on? correct me if im wrong.

[Mark (Flag) Braintree]

Yeah the funniest bit was go away and play with your bollox.

 

Witty Ricay.

[Bluebird]

I've heard carrot cruncher at canvey a couple of seasons back i think?

I think the braintree chairman is an educated man- i can't see him fooling around on these message boards.

I've been away from the non-league scene for a while, are billericay struggling????

[Carrot Cruncher]

Oi! I's is an ejucayted mann n all u no!

 

Boom, boom, boom?

 

(Bud I's dus lyke to see thems luverly bois frum ricay git beet!)

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Carrot Cruncher is a top class wind up merchant and if you knew who he was you'd be surprised!

 

Lets just say he is actually quite high up at Braintree <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Barry Proudfoot]

Didn't he used to be quite high up at St. Albans too?

[GazzaBTFC]

I dread the effect of the local sheep....