Dubbya

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Apologies if it's 'done the rounds', but I have just received this by E-mail:

 

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After

his talk he offers question time.

 

One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name

is. "Bob". "And what is your question Bob?"

 

"I have three questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq

without the support of the UN? Second, why are you president when

Al Gore got more votes? And third, what happened to Osama Bin

Laden?"

 

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the

kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume

George says, "Ok, where were we? Oh that's right - question time.

Who has a question?"

 

A different little boy puts up his hand. George points him out

and asks him what his name is. "Steve". "And what is your

question?"

 

"I have five questions sir"

"First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the

UN? Second, why are you president when Al Gore got more votes?

Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the

recess bell go 20 minutes early? And fifth, where is Bob?"