Time for a moan

[BOROMAN]

Bloody celebrities.

 

Why is our telly,always full of these bloody awards programmes. All they are are they same old mob (example twats like that Adam Woodyard, that Essex Bird who is shacked up with the ex Canvey player, bloody Cilla Black, Ulrika and many many more)turning up for a free p*ss up making idiots of themselves, then getting their mug shots in the paper and making more bloody money.

 

How many award programmes do we need for F8ck sake?

 

The other day there was an award programme for real heros, who had saved peoples lifes etc. Good idea, but what happened, it was hijacked by an audience full of.......celebrities patronising the real heros.

 

Then we have celebrity fit club, celebrity fat club,celebrity changing rooms, im a celebrity, etc etc etc. Also we recentl;ye be inundated with loads of "it all be alright on the night" type programmes where everyone thinks it's great to hear celebrities who are normally well behaved say "f&ck" on telly.

 

Wher have all the real programmes gone, will any one ever make another classic like Fools and Horses.

 

To top it all Blair licks the ar$e of all these celebs

 

God im mad!

[Stu B]

Sounds like your watching to much ITV...the sh!test channel ever!

[Colin, Germany]

There are so many awards programmes because people watch them. I don't, but apparently Boroman does. I have 32 channels to choose from, if I want to watch television, and I certainly don't leave the box running on an award show.

 

Don't moan - just switch channels!

[The Invisible Man]

I used to have to put up with 5 channels of cr@p.

 

Now I pay good money to have about 80 channels of cr@p.

[Uncle Urchin]

and just to compound matters b'man....channel 4 are making a fly on the wall documentary called

 

'I'm an urchin celebrity...get me IN there'

 

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by the way.....

 

times running out for the charity match....we dig our pitch up on the thursday after the last saturday game....so get yur chairman orf his a*se and tell him to ring calder....

[BOROMAN]

Who says I watch them?

 

I just get fed up with the TV being populated with this cheap cr&p and the way these celebs get a free ride every time.

 

 

[mala_D]

We tend mainly to watch BBC2 in our house, and are selective with Channels 4 & 5, and so our "televisual needs" are pretty much served.

 

As Fleet Boy said, ITV is just a [****!!****] channel - there's little more to say than that - and BBC1 is full of docu-soaps and DIY [****!!****] programmes, where they spend our license fee money doing up the houses and gardens for a load of wasters who can't be arsed to do it themselves.

 

If you're gonna spend our license fees on a Ground Force or fking Home Front, then do it for people who are more needy, such as the disabled, elderly, or a public-service building, like a community centre.

Not for some corner-shop owner who's too busy ripping off customers with his high prices to get out in the garden and dig it over himself!!!

 

Wasn't the premise behind television broadcasting to "educate" "inform" and "entertain"? Can't remember if "enrage" was included!

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[Colin, Germany]

I apologise for suggesting that you watch such shows on television, Boroman.

 

The BBC needs taxpayers' money for its educational programmes, which are still well regarded abroad, but they should finance programmes which compete with other channels and are not educative on the same basis as those other channels.

[Mr Happy]

STOP WHINGING EVERYONE!!! TURN OVER TO SKY SPORTS & YOU CAN ALL BE HAPPY!!!

[Colin, Germany]

I can't get Sky Sports.

[Uncle Urchin]

we need more pornography....not more educational programmes....

 

no alcohol licensing restrictions in france or spain...no violence on the streets....

 

no pornography restrictions in france or spain....lowest rate of sex crimes in europe.....

 

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[Colin, Germany]

The educational programmes quite often make money because other countries like broadcasting them.

 

In France, the people who are violent on the streets say that it is a political demonstration, and that counts as liberty.

[Big J R]

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Uncle Urchin said:
we need more pornography....not more educational programmes....

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I thought [color:"red"] pornography was educational, [color:"blue"] Unc !! [color:"black"]



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[Mark (Flag) Braintree]

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Uncle Urchin said:
we need more pornography....not more educational programmes....

no pornography restrictions in france or spain....lowest rate of sex crimes in europe.....

Agree with you Unc, in Belgium and most of Europe they turn a blind eye to prostitution, end result women are safe to walk around after dark in Belgium, Holland etc.

Not that I want a prossie, I am speaking as a spokesman for common sense. I have Mrs Flag.

[mala_D]

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Loved that last comment Mark. Don't need a prossie...you have Mrs Flag! Don't let her see that!!!

Reminds me of that Men Behaving Badly episode, with the immortal line: "What's the fun in biscuits if the biscuit barrel is always full"

[American FLEET FAN No1]

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