COFFEE

[CANV EFM]

its quite a big office here and on the top floor it has its own restaurant and starbucks type coffee shop ..

as you can imagine there can be a few queues and at at 7.45 this morning there was one.. someone at the front was getting coffees for what appeared to be the entire 2nd floor.. of course the easy way would have been to tell everyone ther were all the getting the same n tough sh.t, but oh no .. he had a list with talls, grandes, extra shots., moccas blah etc etc, even this didnt bother me tho, i assumed he was the trainee and if he got a single order wrong they would have taken him to the photocopy room and battered him, and as any ex trainee anywhere knows this is the natural order of things..

but what really fk,ed me off was the two twats in front of me who despite being there for over 5 minutes still hadn't made their mind up when it was thier turn to order, oh how they deliberated and discussed the options.. im sure i saw someone on scrubs or e.r. or something say where this happens you should be allowed to kill them.. it was like a day out for the pair of em.. fking hell <img src="/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

[Jeff]

Not ever so slightly narked that you had to wait for a coffee then? <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

I have it sorted, first in, kettle on - bobby dazzler!

[mala_D]

They don't do INSTANT coffee, obviously <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Uncle Urchin]

come on Canv...get fckin organised man...two PA's outside me door...(both well fit an' all <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />)

 

coffee in front of me as I walk thru the door....bacon sarnies materialise from nowhere and no fcker gets near me without being fully vetted and questioned.....

 

x ray cameras will be installed shortly... <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

 

ha ha...the idle rich I hear....

 

well not really cos I dont get fckin paid...its too much of a priveledge to work here.... <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[CANV EFM]

we have one p.a. for about 20 of us.. not much need for secretaries in this game.. plus being in the docklands is pony.. in the good old days back in the smoke we could get our brokers to deliver anything.. now we have to give em 20 mins warning to get down here for a pint!

[Big J R]

Quite a simple answer to this one, Canv.

 

Don't know how tall you are, but I'm 6ft-2" and the term brick out-house comes to mind.

 

You stand behind the said prats, then when they start the old,

[color:"blue"]

"Hmmm. Watcha fancy, then ?"

 

"Errrrr ! I Dunno !" [color:"black"] routine, you say in a loud authoratitive voice, over their heads, something like:-

 

[color:"red"] "Whilst Bill and Ben here are trying to engage their miniscule brains, I'll have....................."

 

[color:"blue"] Works fuc*ing wonders, Mate !! [color:"black"]

 

 

[EMH O30crew]

good call JR...