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The Monk

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Uncle Urchin Newbie

Uncle Urchin

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dont take any notice of him PM...he's a fckin trouble making international football terrorist... <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

terrorisism comes in many guises young PM.....nige is an insurrectionist of the worst order.... <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

 

he supports a team that is in a headlong descent to oblivion and wishes ill on all teams that are shooting for the stars... <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

 

yes young 'uns....'fraid 'tis true.... <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

 

I have arranged for Dr Strangelove to council him....failing that......

 

we shall have him sectioned for a labotomy...

 

all traces of claret and blue shall be removed...... <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

and....

 

the red white and black of urchinerea shall be implanted.... <img src="/images/graemlins/alk.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/alk.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/alk.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/alk.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/alk.gif" alt="" />

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mala_D Newbie

mala_D

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Unc...How about this!

We went to watch Purfrock vs Grays tonight [as HFC were playing so far away]and my daughter was dressed up in her Urchins gear.

She said to me that she wished the Urchins scarf had "Hornchurch" emblazoned on the ends, because when it's round her neck other people can't see what team it is, and [get this!] she said: "Wouldn't want anyone to think I was a Man U supporter would I..urggh!"

Quality!! <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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YELLOW Newbie

YELLOW

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Your daughter comes out with some great comments Mal. Like when I said my user name on here was Yellow Army 2003 she replied.

"That's a weird name" I didn't know how to reply back to that comment!

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mala_D Newbie

mala_D

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<img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

How about this..I happened to mention you tonight, YA...and I referred to you by your real name and she said "I don't usually like people called David, but he's okay!"

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Nigel D Newbie

Nigel D

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LOL Unc I like it.

 

Unc, have Hornchurch ever thought about practising penalties?

 

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Lord Newbie

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Does seem to be an unfortunate trend emerging as far as our penalty takers are concerned. How about bringing in Chris Waddle, David Batty or Gareth Southgate to show the boys how its done!

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mala_D

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So this settles it then <img src="/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

 

from http://football.guardian.co.uk/news

 

"Could you settle an argument that has been going on for a while?" asks Dee Pattni. "How many penalties did Ray Stewart (former West Ham player) score in his career? More importantly, we want to know how many were missed (not followed in by himself or his team-mates)?"

Never fear, Dee, self-confessed anorak about Upton Park, Pete Tomlin, is here with the answer.

 

"According to the official West Ham website Ray Stewart played for the Hammers for 11 seasons," he says. "In that time he took 86 penalties and of these, he missed ten.

 

"However, in an interview that appears on soccernet, Ray himself says: 'I don't have the actual records but I missed five out of maybe around 70 penalties in my career'.

 

"He then goes on to say 'I say I missed five - but I scored with three of the rebounds so I don't count them'.

 

"Personally, I would tend to go with the official website's figures rather than the misty-eyed memories of an ex-pro!" Pete adds, no doubt correctly.

 

 

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Nigel D Newbie

Nigel D

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Hey not a bad guess by me then!

 

Lord, Bigchin, I impress myself sometimes with my outstanding West Ham knowledge, the club really should sign me up in some capacity and take advantage of my love of all things West Ham!

 

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