Oi UNC.

[CANV EFM]

now that new labour are going to tax people with foreign properties that were bought using a company to avoid eurpoean taxes (or something like that..benefits in kind or something, pass the tax almanac!) will you be off loading the various hidey holes you have in some of europes finest fleshpots

[Uncle Urchin]

what did 'delaware' boy what did 'delaware'.....

 

she wore a brand 'new jersey' that's what she did wear....

 

he he...saw this one coming 10 years ago....

 

what properties I ask... <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Uncle Urchin]

just on this issue and a comment of a far more serious and important nature.....

 

as has been soundly reported...2 million brits own homes in France and Spain.....at least a dozen of my pals have already given up the ghost and gone to live permanently in theirs.....

 

the trend will continue and grow into a mass exodus that'll make the old testament look like alice thru the fckin looking glass....

 

us out....gypos in...Blair's gangsters in power forever as the gypos will have to sign a 100 year 'standing order' to vote new labour... <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

 

I can see it now....

 

'england' moves to spain.....(forget france as no fcker with any nonce would live there anyway unless we can get the french out...country's okay).... <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

gypos all move here and our first language becomes a mixture of hindu...slovakian and albanian....with a bit of 'muslimese' slung in for good measure.... <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

 

we all wear the spanish national footie shirt on the beaches with the new sponsor coldseal proudly displayed on the front just above the new national flag showing the cross of st george over the knights templar motif...(think hard)....

 

my season tickets at the Bernabeau rocket in value as 1 million people try and get in there to watch beckham...rooney...owen et al ply their skills....under sven of course.... <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

 

spain becomes the new centre of world affairs and britain is left in a frozen age of anarchy....street violence and poverty.... <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

 

the NHS is disbanded and an albanian led military coup topples blairs government and the country teeters on the verge of civil war...ex pats are called upon to defend 'their' country from this terrible threat..... <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

 

what we reply...THIS is our country...you stole the other fcker from us...you defend it.... <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[CANV EFM]

hola..! pass the factor 10 im off to espanol!

well for about 5 yrs until the influx of brits go and try to ban bullfighting and we all get thrown out

[mala_D]

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See that the Spanish government was voted out last night! The Socialists are in control. It's 1936 all over again! - lol.

 

Re: Exodus - This weekend I read another article claiming that more and more Brits will be moving to the Pas de Calais, as once the high speed rail link is finished in 2007 it will only be an hour to commute to London.

[American FLEET FAN No1]

Before the Demise of Concord(e)....it only took 2 more hours to get here........and at least they speak SOME kind of English!

[Uncle Urchin]

I had a really strange dream the other night...I swear its true...really vivid it was and a little eerie...I was in a plane...a big one and there was one other person in there with me...a japanese elderly gent...anyway...for some reason we both had to jump out without parachutes....

 

I vivdly recall thinking about having a few moments to live as I tumbled thru the darkness...it was uncannily and scarily 'real'...

 

I never hit the bottom (as you don't in dreams)...but found myself in a strange sunlit land covered in palm trees and lush vegetation...my japanese friend was with me....

 

the place was uninhabited so we set about building somewhere to live....within years we had created a bustling metropolis full of beautiful people and fabulous cities with thriving industries and great wealth....

 

in due course we wanted to travel back home and see our families again and show off our new found wealth and prosperity...so we flew back to the land from wence we came....it was destroyed by war and strife and famine and was totally barren...totally uninhabited......there was nothing left.....

 

we set about finding somewhere to live and within a few years we had built a thriving bustling city........

 

I then awoke and wondered what the fck that was all about.... <img src="/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

[American FLEET FAN No1]

You have every right to be worried Unc........Two MEN on an uninhabited Island....next it is full of Beautiful people......My GOD......they can breed after all! <img src="/images/graemlins/Rofl.gif" alt="" />

[mala_D]

Hadn't been on "the sauce" again, Unc? Eh?

 

 

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[Uncle Urchin]

ha ha....looks a bit like me in the morming as well mal........

 

'twas a dream redneck so we'll forget that little issue.....definately was an old japanese fella though.... <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

[mala_D]

You know what the song "Turning Japanese" was about tho', don't ya!! <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[pabird]

The new Spanish government (this morning) are already declaring they will pull Spanish troops out of Iraq

Why? well they had no problem with getting rid of Saddam but they considered before the action that it would make the terrorists the more determined and actually increase the problems (9/11 ditto type action)

I make them correct and have said all along we should have put a sniper on the barsteward

[American FLEET FAN No1]

Unfortunately.....Getting rid of Saddam Husein has made no difference at all to the violence in Iraq......so why would getting rid of Bin Laden make any difference to violence around the world...Unfortunately when you cut off the Head of Terrorism another one grows in it's place...Far brainier people than me (or you) have tried and failed miserably to find an answer.

[pabird]

Apart from Ireland it has worked around the world to spend cash on education and the development of a decent life style for the poorest in which ever country you are attempting to make friendly

Religious fanatics have major problems recruiting from people in reasonable circumstance

They may recruit a few idiot offspring but not the adults enjoying a reasonable,educated healthy lifestyle

[American FLEET FAN No1]

Good answer........but as we are hearing in France......Religion and Education don't always go hand in hand....another reason for taking religion out of Schools?....As for Teachers....I seem to renmember the Riots in London were fronted by the Students many who went on to be Teachers........they are usually the most radical people of all.

[pabird]

In simple terms those particular people are not teachers but fugitives from a society that makes honest demands

Teachers have lost their professional "image" since the pinks got hold of their unions

[American FLEET FAN No1]

So you reckon that none of those Scum who took part in the riots went on to be Teachers.....I find that hard to believe.....and they are teaching the Citizens of the future.

[pabird]

No? the problem I outlined is that some of them did go on to become "teachers!!"

 

[Big J R]

I loved it on BBC News last night !

 

Political commenpotatter rabbitin' on about the change from,

[color:"blue"] 'The ruling POPULAR party to the SOCIALIST party...'

 

[color:"black"] Was then asked how this would affect Britain, and more especially, 'Big Tone'

 

[color:"blue"] 'Well,' [color:"black"] came the reply, [color:"red"] 'I don't think this will please Mr Blair too much. He will find it hard to work with this Government....'

 

[color:"black"] Errrr ! Excuse me ? SOCIALIST party ????

 

[color:"red"] Speaks volumes about THIS country, don't it Unc ?? [color:"black"]

 

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[American FLEET FAN No1]

I gave up when NEW LABOUR became OLD TORY.....i suggest people canvas their MP's for a Referendum.....on the Ballot Paper they have Labour, Tory, or None of the Above.......pehaps when they realise None of the Above gets most of the Votes perhaps they will Listen!

"And in these green and ancient fields.........