Fat Dancer

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Fat Dancer

 

 

[CANV EFM]

stage two begins, i heard on the radio he is a bit depressed at not having made it stateside and over there they now call him blobby williams..well the 7 people that have heard of him do..

i reckon a brief foray into the world of drugs n boze again

then 6 months in the gym followed by and average single (seeing as he sacked the real talent behind his sucsess) and an all new slimline super fit image..

lots of interviews about being happy again and loving life and money not being important and blah blah bollox blah

then the third n final stage of yoyoing weight booze birds drugs etc etc

 

he broke 3 or 4 yrs ago on booze n drugs its only a matter of time before he is found dead on george micheals toilet..

 

i would guess he sees elton taking vegas by storm and cant handle the fact that he couldnt fill ceasers for one night let alone 90

[Claire!]

Robbie is obviously loney. Like i said, he needs a good woman and i fit the bill!!!!!!

 

When i get depressed i loose weight, so maybe we can nuteralise each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Claire!]

He still looks blo@dy gorgeous!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rob_the_Saint]

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so maybe we can nuteralise each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Steady on old girl! Ooh err missus!!

[CANV EFM]

happy

not happy

lonely

worried about hangers on

fat

thin

over the moon about making millions on his new record contract

saying money dosent make him happy

 

he has lost it.. total fruitcakeness here we come

[Claire!]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

 

Honestly, we're meant for each other. Two ickle depressed ducks in a big horrible pond where all the other ducks are horrible to us.

 

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[CANV EFM]

im just hoping he goes out in style with a bang.. rather than doing an elvis he owes his fans that much at least..

maybe flying plane into the side of the grand canyon whilst playing ' only the good die young' or something

[Claire!]

I don't think so darlin'. As he says in his lyrics "i hope i'm old before i die...."

 

He aint gonna do an elvis, he has too many people who care about him to stop him doing anything stupid. That's what people do when they care about someone!!!!!!!!!!!!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Thought you said he was lonely?

 

I'd love one of my rock idols to die a great rock'n'roll death. Cobain aside, my generation has been deprived of that.

 

 

[Claire!]

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Zealster EFM 10k said:
Thought you said he was lonely?

Feeling lonely and being lonely are two completely different things.

Feeling lonely is a very bad feeling, when you feel you are all alone and there is absolutely no one there for you.

When your friends are there to support you, you realise that you needn't feel this way, although it is very hard to change the way you think, when you are that low.

[CANV EFM]

he is a fat whinging twat.. maybe he should devote his fat [****!!****] spare time doing some good around the world rather than shovelling burgers down his gullet.. he could come home and help out our beleagured fox hunters

[Claire!]

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CANV EFM said:
maybe he should devote his fat [****!!****] spare time doing some good around the world rather than shovelling burgers down his gullet..

Sounds an awful lot like many city fans!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, he devotes alot of spare time and donates alot of money to a charity in Africa. This is what he does. He gives his money to the charity to help raped African girls and women.

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Is he still shaggin' that geezer from You've Been Framed??

 

 

[CANV EFM]

spare time or money ? i give lots of money to good causes well my ever so caring wife does.. but time not me.. thats the expensive bit i can afford the money thats easy zero effort required but the time? true chaaaarity heros give time ..

[EFM's Librarian]

Got to agree with Canv on that. Oh wow, Fat dancer gives a tiny proportion of his massive income to the poor people. He'd be doing a much better service to society if he just stopped attempting to sing.

 

[CANV EFM]

plus when then do chaaariddee concerts big deal thats like going to work for a day for no money real tricky when you qunitiple minted..

maybe pork chops could go n live in africa for a couple of years , it would help him get back into 38 inch waist jeans

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Talking of charidee concerts...

 

I see they're set to release Live Aid on DVD!!

 

 

[Claire!]

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Zealster EFM 10k said:
Is he still shaggin' that geezer from You've Been Framed??

I dont think he is Zeal. That bloke got married the other week and Robbie was best man.

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Seriously, though. Don't you want people like Will Young and Robbie Williams to die, while they're at the "top", before they go "down the dumper", as Smash Hits c.1987 would say??

 

If Oasis had all been killed in an air crash in 1996, just after Knebworth, they'd be legends forever with martyr-like status. And we wouldn't have had to suffer "Little James", either!!

 

If the likes of Hendrix, Morrison or Bolan were around today, no-one would give a fk!