3 United States Mice !

[Big J R]

After attending the funeral of a Texas mouse killed by an eighty year old lady with a broom, three mice, one from Minnesota, one from Iowa and one from Wisconsin, are sitting at a bar trying to impress each other with how tough they are.

 

The Minnesota mouse throws down a shot of bourbon, slams the empty glass onto the bar, turns to the Iowa mouse and says, [color:"blue"] "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it twenty times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese." [color:"black"]

 

The Iowa mouse orders up two shots of tequila, drinks them down one after the other, slams both glasses onto the bar, turns to the Minnesota mouse and replies, [color:"blue"] "Oh yeah ?? When I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it up to a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day." [color:"black"]

 

The Minnesota mouse and the Iowa mouse then turn to the Wisconsin mouse.

 

The Wisconsin mouse finishes the beer he has in front of him, lets out a long sigh and says to the two,

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"I don't have time for this bullsh*t. I gotta go home and have sex with the cat !!" [color:"black"]

 

 

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