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Hotel Recreation !

Big J R

By Big J R
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A gentleman staying at the Ritz Hotel in London removes a card offering s*xual services from a telephone box on Piccadilly.

 

Back at the hotel he rings the number.

 

A lady with a silky soft voice answers and asks if she can be of assistance.

 

The gentleman says, "I'd like a bl*w job, some missionary work, a little doggie-style, some mild [***!!***], finishing off with a pearl necklace. What do you think ?"

 

The lady says, "I think it sounds intriguing Sir, but you might like to press 9 first to get an outside line first !"

 

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