Billericay thrown out of the Ryman League!

[YELLOW]

Billericay have been thrown out of the Ryman League and have been forced to ply their trade in the murky depths of the Essex Intermediate League after it was discovered that ricay's recent excellent run was all down to mind bending drugs that have turned the Blues' players into superhuman beings.

 

Ryman officials will not comment on who the instigators were but have denied it was all an elaborate set up by Uncle Urchin and his Urchin Army to get revenge on ricay for snatching 4 points off them this season.

 

Random drug tests were issued on all ricay players and the results were startling as players who wouldn't normally make a pub team started to play like Zidane.

 

Reports suggest that Canvey players Jeff Minton and Lee Boylan were tested but were found negative as it was obvious that they were just quality!

 

Gulls manager Jeff King said "They should be thrown out!, we've been putting stuff in the player's candy floss for years but never to this extent!"

 

Ricay manager Justin Edinburgh is currently hiding in one of Jeff King's caravans.

 

As a special award Canvey have been elevated into the Premiership and a place in next year's Champions League.

 

 

Well you started it!! <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

[Tom_]

wow a flash of pink when though the sky it looked like a pig

[mala_D]

Like your Avatar, Tom. <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[The Observer]

Quote:

Ricay manager Justin Edinburgh is currently hiding in one of Jeff King's caravans.

 

carted off to jabbas den of iniquity

 

 

[GazzaBTFC]

Quote:

YELLOW-ARMY-2003 said:
Well you started it!! <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Jeez, how old are you?

[YELLOW]

Eh mate it's a joke in response to Ryan C's posting, Canvey deducted 82 points or something like that. Just thought I'll get a bit of banter going!

[The Observer]

How do you know ET is a canvey fan?

cos he looks like one

 

The post office have recalled thier special edition stamps which bore the canvey badge. Apparently people didnt know what side to spit on

 

boom boom