A bit of light releif ?

[AbbeyMan]

A blind man enters a pub in Basildon doing a 'Ladies Night' by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the barmaid, "Hey, do you want to hear an Essex girl joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. The woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke pal, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind an'all that, that you should know five fings: 1. The barmaid is from Basildon. 2. The bouncer is a girl from Romford. 3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb, with a black belt in karate and from Sarfend. 4. The woman sitting next to me is from Concord and a professional weightlifter. 5.The lady to your right is from Hullbridge and a professional wrestler. Now think about it seriously, pal. Do you still want to tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times"

 

[Pavagrotti]

Boy am I glad you're a Abbey man!

[AbbeyMan]

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Cleggy said:
Boy am I glad you're a Abbey man!

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[rb78]

Was that comment because you are still grieving over the latest result between the two clubs ?

[Pavagrotti]

The result is just one of those things - We made a mistake Abbey punished it clinically - that is football!

[Southport - TOWNER]

thought it was robbery!