OI - ANNE ROBINSON !

[Big J R]

[color:"blue"] Rattle out of pram time !

 

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QUESTION ON TODAYS SHOW:

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"How many snakes are native to Great Britain ? Three or Thirty ?

 

Punter says "Thirty."

 

"WRONG", says Red Witch, "THREE !!!!!!!!!!!"

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Er - Sorry ! Blo*dy two. The Viper, (Adder), and the Grass Snake.

 

THE SMOOTH SNAKE IS A LIZZARD, NOT a snake, Dork !!!

 

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[American FLEET FAN No1]

You are the Weakest Link..........Goodbye!

[Uncle Urchin]

how can you watch that programme BJR...fck me she is the mostly ghastly fckin creature I have ever had the misfortune to clap eyes on...

 

if I even hear her voice I can't get a fckin hard on for a week....

 

burn her at the stake and impound all her money for the facist party I say.... <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Big J R]

[color:"red"] I WASN'T WATCHING IT !

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I've been on here for a couple of hours !

 

'Er Indoors sod*ed off 'art to see youngest daughter, leaving the bleedin' TV on.

 

Bl**dy typical woman !!

 

Never puts anything away when she's finished with it ! Last week I went into Sainsbury's with me d*ck hanging out !

[mala_D]

I'd stop paying your license fee over that blatant piece of misinformation.

Once we could trust Auntie.....now she's turning into a febrile minded old hag.

This is absolutely disgusting! A total disgrace!

Fancy not knowing how many snakes....?

 

Anyway...prefered Traitor when that was on.

I hope they do that prog. regularly and it replaces Anne "I give out all the wrong answers and mislead the people of Britain in a deliberate and foul manner" Robinson!

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[Uncle Urchin]

bet that pushed up the sales of banana seeds..... <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[American FLEET FAN No1]

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Big J R said:
Bl**dy typical woman !!

Never puts anything away when she's finished with it ! Last week I went into Sainsbury's with me d*ck hanging out !

AND NOBODY NOTICED <img src="/images/graemlins/Rofl.gif" alt="" />

[mala_D]

Thought it was a "free taster", they did.

[American FLEET FAN No1]

Big JR's eyes watered when the woman stuck a COCKtail stick into it! <img src="/images/graemlins/bigshock.gif" alt="" />

[mala_D]

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Cheesy pineapple, anyone?

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[Uncle Urchin]

he he he...I think BJR knew what he was doing when he posted that one.....

[mala_D]

...what? Whose letterbox?

[American FLEET FAN No1]

What a great day.....What a great day for sticking a cucumber through the Convent letterbox and shouting.....THE MARTIANS ARE COMING! <img src="/images/graemlins/bounce.gif" alt="" />

[mala_D]

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FLEETFANNo1USA said:
THE MARTIANS ARE COMING! <img src="/images/graemlins/bounce.gif" alt="" />

Whatever turns them on, I suppose!
[ooo, missus. Titter ye not!]

[Big J R]

[color:"red"] THE MARTIANS ARE COMING ?

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Good God !!! - That's f*cked Harrogate, then !!!

 

Chaddersley and Cheshunt next ?

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(Yes Dear. With you in a minute Dear........... )

 

[color:"black"] Zzzzzpppppppppppppppppp !!!