VIVA ..LAS VEGAS

[CANV EFM]

DO.

gamble a lot.

 

do get and use a members club card, get this sorted as soon as you arrive, you jump queses for breakfast, get money back off your room, get free meals.. if you turnover enough gambling money you can stay for free (winning or losing dosent matter).

stay in the bellagio or the venitian.

 

go midweek its dirt cheap then.

 

see the fake brat pack

 

see tom jones

 

see elton john

 

see penn and tellor

 

go to the ventian waxworks you can get some great fotos.. i have me grabbing j los [****!!****], giving tiger woods putting tips, giving holyfield a right hander, giving elvis my autograph and sitting next to stevie wonder pointing at something to get him to look at it (this went way over the septics head)

 

drink heavily

 

learn how to play [***!!***] before you go

 

go on the roller coaster at nyk nyk

 

use rhyming slang when talking to each other whilst dissing off the people around you.. that shiela is a right back n front etc

 

 

DONT

fly economy on the way home you will die

 

go to the stratosphere its not worth it

 

go in july its about 9 million degrees

 

walk anywhere when totally bo-laxed

 

say where you live when asked, st albans means nothing to an american.. say 'just outside london' i said this to one bloke and he replied that the hotel were building a new place just outside london in sheff-ield.. still i suppose on a map it is just outside london to a septic

 

bother with irony or sarcasm, seppos must be the most literal people on earth

 

 

[Claire!]

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CANV EFM said:

i said this to one bloke and he replied that the hotel were building a new place just outside london in sheff-ield..

I wonder if this bloke is related to me somehow!!!!

Sounds as though you had a great time. Did you win much? I think if i ever went to Vegas, i'll get too confused as i'm not quite sure how it all works, and probably end up loosing all the time!!

Mind you, saying that, i reckon because i'll be so confused, i won't know what i'm doing, and i'll win (but not know how!)

If i ever went to Vegas, i'll do a Britney, and get married just for a laugh!!! <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[herts blue]

Stayed in Excalibur myself. All the staff dressed in Arthurian gear and there was the daily killing of the dragon in the moat at the entrance about 6ish. Top stuff. Just a quick jaunt to the hotel shaped like a pyramid as well - its name escapes me but it had a good casino in the basement.

[CANV EFM]

luxor.. no i didnt win.. i basically paid 100 bucks a time to sit at a roulette table n get served free beer n fags and i just tried to make it last as long as possible.. i'd get a few wins and be say 300 usd up but that just meant i could sit there losing it for longer..

the missus won a grand on a 25 cent poker machine which was amusing.. natch i reinvested it for her at minus 8 million per cent

[AFF]

Hi hertsblue.

 

Could you talk us through the daily killing of the dragon?

 

The casino stuff. Was it huge?

[herts blue]

A big lumbering creature, out of its depth, trying to hold its own, but mercilessly teased until finally put out of its misery. A bit like... {enter your favourite City example here].

[Brew 2]

....Carlisle in the top flight.....

[herts blue]

I'll have you know...(Spurs are there if you keep going down far enough). I have the final table somewhere but can't seem to lay my hands on it for the moment.

 

English First Division

1974/1975 Historical league standings at 24th Aug 1974

 

1 Carlisle United 3 1 0 0 1 0 2 0 0 4 0 3 0 0 5 0 6

2 Ipswich Town 3 1 0 0 2 0 2 0 0 2 0 3 0 0 4 0 6

3 Wolverhampton Wanderers 3 1 1 0 4 2 1 0 0 2 1 2 1 0 6 3 5

4 Liverpool 3 1 0 0 2 1 1 1 0 2 1 2 1 0 4 2 5

5 Everton 3 1 1 0 2 1 1 0 0 3 2 2 1 0 5 3 5

6 Arsenal 3 1 0 1 4 1 1 0 0 1 0 2 0 1 5 1 4

7 Derby County 3 1 1 0 3 1 0 1 0 0 0 1 2 0 3 1 4

8 Stoke City 3 1 0 0 3 0 1 0 1 2 2 2 0 1 5 2 4

9 Manchester City 3 2 0 0 5 0 0 0 1 0 4 2 0 1 5 4 4

10 Middlesbrough 3 0 1 1 1 3 1 0 0 3 0 1 1 1 4 3 3

11 Chelsea 3 0 1 1 3 5 1 0 0 3 1 1 1 1 6 6 3

12 Queens Park Rangers 3 0 0 1 0 1 1 1 0 2 1 1 1 1 2 2 3

13 Newcastle United 3 1 1 0 5 4 0 0 1 2 4 1 1 1 7 8 3

14 Leicester City 3 0 0 1 0 1 1 0 1 5 5 1 0 2 5 6 2

15 Sheffield United 3 0 1 0 1 1 0 1 1 2 4 0 2 1 3 5 2

16 West Ham United 3 1 0 1 4 3 0 0 1 0 4 1 0 2 4 7 2

17 Leeds United 3 1 0 1 1 1 0 0 1 0 3 1 0 2 1 4 2

18 Burnley 3 0 0 1 1 2 0 1 1 3 5 0 1 2 4 7 1 0 1

19 Coventry City 3 0 0 1 1 3 0 1 1 3 4 0 1 2 4 7 1

20 Luton Town 3 0 0 1 1 2 0 1 1 1 3 0 1 2 2 5 1

21 Birmingham City 3 0 0 2 3 7 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 3 3 8 0

22 Tottenham Hotspur 3 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 2 0 2 0 0 3 0 3 0

 

 

 

 

 

 

[AFF]

No hb, I'm being serious.

 

Was it a man dressed as a dragon. Two men? Was it mechanical? Virtual? Computer generated? How was it killed each day? St George? Knight on a white charger? How big was the moat?

 

Details hb, Details.

 

It might be one for Mark Flag to consider for the postponed Iron huge casino thingy.

 

[herts blue]

The dragon was definitely mechanical, and I think the whole show was. You'd think the dragon would have learnt after being finished off in exactly the same way for the umpteenth day in a row.

 

I think the only thing I won in 2 days in Vegas was a Circus Circus mug.

[mdetaylor]

The sheffield thing is right - a major US casino has entered into a development agreement with Sheffield United as part of a lesuire scheme adjoining Bramall Lane - I kid you not

[CANV EFM]

yup its the bellagio money no object alert!!!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

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Claire! said:
If i ever went to Vegas, i'll do a Britney, and get married just for a laugh!!! <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Claire, to do this, you'd need to find a willing partner.

You sobered up yet?

I've never seen anyone so fked after two Archers Aquas!!

[Claire!]

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Zealster EFM 10k said:

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Claire! said:
If i ever went to Vegas, i'll do a Britney, and get married just for a laugh!!! <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Claire, to do this, you'd need to find a willing partner.

You sobered up yet?

I've never seen anyone so fked after two Archers Aquas!!

LOL!!!!!!! I'll just get someone off the street!! It would be more funny then!!!!!!!!!

Oh my god!!!! I don't think i've ever drank so much in my life Zeal!!!!!! I was completely wrecked after 2 archers, but i did have 2 aftershocks as well!!!!!!! I think they did it for me!!!!

I did have a great time though!!!!! Absolutely brilliant!!!!!!!! Zeal, i'm having flashbacks that i did i did something with you in the clubhouse concerning an aftershock shot glass in your mouth!!! What was that all about?

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

I think you remember. <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

 

 

[Claire!]

I do vagually remember and if my memory serves me correctly, i really shouldn't drink any more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[EFM's Librarian]

Hmm, very disturbing behaviour. Clare - are you proud to be able to say you've had your tongue in Zeal's mouth?

[Claire!]

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EFM's Librarian said:
Hmm, very disturbing behaviour. Clare - are you proud to be able to say you've had your tongue in Zeal's mouth?

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I didn't have it in his mouth!!!!!!!!!!! No offence Zeal!!!!!!!

If i'm correct in thinking, it was inside an aftershock shot glass that was in his mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh god, i'm never drinking again!!!!!! I was like that after 2 archers, and 2 aftershocks!!!!! Just imagine what i was like after i had 2 slippery nips in the evening!!!!!! They were really nice!!!!! but they were quite dangerous for me to have!!!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Libro - it won't let me MATCH you again. Lower yer formula, man!!