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Uncle Urchin

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Uncle Urchin

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ha ha ha...well now...

 

you may recall that I posted a notice of being banned by some [****!!****]'ole on the dooobbbiiie dddoooobbbioie doo forums by JC of almighty kettering which seemed to extend to burton brewers droop....well...

 

as you would expect...I circumnavigated that and have been onto the burton forum....AND.....

 

after mootch tld ushe would never ban anyone and didn't believe in censorship....

 

ho hum...oh dear....a nice thread which he posted on and which was totally harmless...

 

HAS FCKIN DISAPPEARED.....

 

he posted...

 

'HAVE HORNCHURCH GOT A CHIP ON THEIR SHOULDER'......

 

I answered him under old hack and explained that he shouldn't take it all too seriously and that it was also dangerous to underestimate the little old urchins....

 

obviously the fckin idiot wasn't listening and nor was the great son of the son of god.....

 

fckin history counts for nought when we're around....and clough jnr should never wear a shirt again...fat fcker was a disgrace......

 

never even brought the team into the clubhouse..

 

never mind urchins....we'll get respect by beating the fat fckers every time they come down for a day out at the 'races'....

 

burton boys at kempton yesterday perchance....??

 

whhoooah....just a rumour....

 

what the fck do I know.... <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.....

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At Kempton races yesterday were they Unc? Me and Bigchin were there, never saw them, although that said, I wouldn't recognise any of their alleged connie superstars even if they came up and introduced themselves to us!! Yet again, another side that underestimates little Hornchurch. Bet your kicking yourself that little Nigel's (Clough not D) old p*sshead Dad didn't come and swell the Urchins coffers by propping up the bar all afternoon <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

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Very nice mate, started with Avacado, Parma Ham, and Mozerella. Then I knocked up a tasty pasta dish with fresh Ciabatta on the side. Washed down with Rose, Port, Beer & Baileys. Misses & nipper now in bed, I have a bottle of port by my side!! Nice nite, how was the paella??

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Not bad mate, not bad. Washed down with a pleasant Rioja and several beers. Missus a kip on the settee, can't handle their ale can they! Let us know if you are up for Bishops Stortford, it isn't far past Harlow, reckon we can leave here by 6.30pm and be there well before KO. We're at home next Saturday as well, Hammers away at Norwich.

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We're a cultured bunch down this end of Essex, my ol' son!

Drinking the finest Rioja one can find, seeking the best CAMRA hangouts, cultural exchanges to Russia, the sharing of historical knowledge and a love of books.

Mmmm......I'm lovin' it! <img src="/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

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Mmmm......I'm lovin' it! <img src="/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />


Just thought.....I'd better add TM or © McDonalds, as you know what the ba&ta&d capitalist yanks are like. They've probably got their lawyers scanning every forum for a breach of copyright.

Did you know Iceland has registered the phrase "Food You Can Trust" TM? So next time someone comes on our forum asking what the burgers are like, and one of us answers "it's food you can trust", we have to acknowledge Iceland. [is that where the burgers are from?]

I refuse to buy Pilau rice these days, seeing as the yanks have registered the name "pilau rice" for themselves, thereby ruining the lives of many a cockle and rice gatherer.

[prattles on and on about nothing in particular......... <img src="/images/graemlins/pipe.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/teleport.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/sleeping.gif" alt="" />
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But Hornchurch TM is a copyrighted brand name, Fleet.

We'll fight you in the court over misappropriation of our name.

 

As for the "wine" part, I think you'd better check with Billericay as they are doing their fair share of whining about the ref at Saturday's match. [i dunno, they moaned at us for voicing our displeasure with Crick, and there they are whinging... and they got a draw!]

<img src="/images/graemlins/roflmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/roflmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/roflmao.gif" alt="" />

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