HAPPY BIRTHDAY....

[Claire!]

....to Robbie!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Happy Birthday Robbie

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

 

Found this picture of Robbie Williams having a sleep on the side of the road, obviously knackered after an all-night session with Claire!!

 

 

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

 

Happy Birthday, Rob. This is a present from all your fans at EFM!

 

 

[Claire!]

EFMTFTV!!!!!! No!!!!!!!!

 

Zeal!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well he is 30 today, not as young as he used to be, but still just as gorgeous!!!!!!!!!

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Can we all sign this card for him as well please

 

[Claire!]

EFMTFTV!!!!!! You're so nasty to Robbie!!!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Do you think he reads this forum then?

 

If so.....

Mr Williams you are truly a talentless fat dancer that crawled out from the ashes of a band actually fronted by a talented songwriter. Your songs are bland and dull and make me want to puke and it's not even like you write them. I'm sick of seeing you in my newspaper being 'wacky', in fact the last time I saw something that flabby in my paper it had just been fried in batter. Now your 30 it's quite a shame as you missed an ideal oppurtunity to top yourself and join that select group of 'artists' that died before they were 30. Now all were left with is more years of you harping on about drink and drugs. If I knew it was your birthday I would of baked you a cake .... full of heroin/crack and GBH.

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

...and just what is your relationship with Jonathan Wilkes, Mr Williams?

 

 

[Claire!]

Quote:

EFM The Firm, The Voice said:
Do you think he reads this forum then?

You so horrible to Robbie! If he does read this forum, then i'd like to tell him that he is only missing one thing in his life now, and that's me!!

Robbie isn't fat, and he does write his own songs. EFMTFTV, you don't like his music. You may think that Robbie is cr@p, but he has been around since he was 15, and yes he may have had his drink and drugs problems in his past, but he has got over them now.

He's gorgeous is my Robbie!! <img src="/images/graemlins/birthday.gif" alt="" />

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

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but he has been round since he was 15

Was that when he discovered pies, then??

[Claire!]

Zeal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No he has been around, famous, in the spotlight, since he was 15!!!!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

ROBBIE WILLIAMS IS DEAD

 

This is quite a funny thread - I think Claire may have contributed somewhere along the line.

 

Love the person having a go at the first poster for being "irresponsible"!!

 

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[Claire!]

Ohhhh, i hope he becomes the new Milk Tray bloke!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Nah, he'd eat them all before he got there.

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

And he wouldn't be able to find the house as he's smashed on crack!

[Claire!]

LOL!!!!!!!! Zeal!!!! Well, once he got there, he wouldn't need the chocolates!!!!

[Webbo MFI]

I actually quite like Robbie Williams......

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

And he wouldn't be able to do any of the stunts cos he's so fat, that even a parachute the size of a marquee wouldn't be strong enough to prevent him plummeting to his death.

 

Actually, maybe that was what my first picture on this thread was!!

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Scarfer....

 

Robbie, ask Frank!