Big is beautiful

[EFM_Costello]

Lets just say that big is beautiful (which it isnt)

 

At what wait or size should a fat person have to pay double for a train fair.

 

Got on a busy train this morning and this fat women took up two seats so no one could sit down next to her.

 

I gave her an evil look which said

 

"Hey fat girl get of the train so i can sit down, you dont deserve a seat. You deserve to stand up and make your ankles go purple under the pressure of your huge weight."

 

I think she got the message

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Alright mate,

Two things!

I couldn't get to Stevensons but I'll see if Beavers still has a tie from the last time we went, otherwise grab one before Braintree.

We meet at the station at 10am on Sat

 

Stop picking on fat people, Zeal will get the hump <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Chubbhead EFM]

From your talk of ties, does that mean you will be at the 'school disco' in O'neills on saturday?

 

I hate those school discos, having only left over 2 years ago, I still remember how [***!!***] school was!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

No - we're going to the proper one in Hammersmith

[Chubbhead EFM]

oh right!