Smelly Shop

[Claire!]

Urghhhhh, i had to go into the local corner shop in sutton rd this morning to get me some diet coke to wake me up, as i had a very, very heavy night last night, and oh my god, i smelt as though someone had just been very ill in there!! Made me feel much worse than i am now! Thing is, they sell ready made sandwhiches and food and stuff in there, but it has smelt that way for ages!

 

Yuk!!!!!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

It's okay whenever I've been in there.

 

 

[Claire!]

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Zealster EFM 10k said:
It's okay whenever I've been in there.

Oh no!!!!! Zeal, it has smelt like that for at least a month now!!! But the smell is just a bad as it was a month ago!!!! Urghhhhhh. I don't think it has got anything to do with me feeling rough this morning! I really can not handle my drink!! Mind you, I did pop into Luton town for a rather loud "Ladies" night where all drinks were free, all night! The taxi was only £4 to get home, and I didn't get to bed till 3am!

Why don't I go to Luton more often - I know, it's because I get mugged in Luton! <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Ladies Night?

 

How the fk did you slip in unnoticed??

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Was the feeling right?

[Claire!]

LOL!!!!!! Oh it was so funny!!! Had a great night!! Now i know it happens every wednesday night, i'll be going every week!!!!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I've met all your friends Claire, where did you hire the ladies from?

[Claire!]

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EFM The Firm, The Voice said:
I've met all your friends Claire, where did you hire the ladies from?

LOL!!!!!!!

Darling, you don't know all my friends!! There are some real ladies in Markyate!!!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I gather that pub on the outskirts is still there then!

[Claire!]

Which pub?

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Isn't there a pun round there somewhere where ladies trip for money!

[Claire!]

LOL!!!!!! Dunno!!! Is it a punn for Ladies in Luton, or a punn for ladies in Markyate?!!!!!!!!!

[EFM_Costello]

Ladys in Markyate.

 

save hose kind of messages for the joke forum

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Obviously I meant pub