£8,400 Bid For Virgin

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

£8,400 Bid For Virgin

 

Bidding for the teenage student selling her virginity over the internet closed last night at £8,400.

 

Lesbian Rosie Reid, an 18-year old social policy student at Bristol University, auctioned her body last month to pay for "excessive tuition fees".

 

Bids closed at midnight and the website said the "winner" would be contacted tomorrow.

 

A university spokeswoman said: "it's not a university issue and the student is an adult."

 

 

Right, I'm off to see if I can find this on Ebay, assuming that's where she sold it. Mind you, what kind of ugly bird is still a virgin at 18 these days? I wonder if there's a picture??

 

 

[Rob_the_Saint]

Alternatively, one for the ladeez...

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2985531995&category=324

 

Strangely, all the bids seem to have come from blokes <img src="/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

[Claire!]

Oh God, she was on Richard and Judy pledging her case last week.

 

 

 

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

 

I am 34 years old and I am still a virgin. Yes, you read that right. You may have heard about the young lady who offered her virginity on ebay for £10,000. Well I saw that and thought 'I can beat that'. For as little as £10, ladies, you can have the privilege of deflowering me and unburdening me of this huge weight on my shoulders (not to mention elsewhere).

 

I have to lose my cherry before rigor mortis sets in on my private parts. It's either that or my mother will introduce me to someone from her prayer group. Friends (who also persuaded me to do this) tell me it's all about 'confidence'. Well my confidence is non-existent after two decades of rejection. That means I never attract any women which means I am not confident which means I don't attract any women.

 

Bit of a catch 22, I think you'll agree. So basically I need to finally get this monkey off my back in order to boost my non-existent social confidence and get on with my life. I am not a freak or a secret serial killer, I am reasonably slim, able bodied, not bad looking (so I'm told, usually by a girl who 'really likes me as a friend, but not in 'that' way'), university educated, living in North London, no diseases or deformities, or major vices (apart from the odd pint - I don't even smoke)

 

I work in the public sector, get on well with women, except none of them have ever wanted to sleep with me, they just want to be friends. I'm not the most outgoing of people, I'll grant you, but I am not that boring once you get to know me. I've been daft enough to put this advert up for a start and risk public ridicule, so I can't be that dull...

 

So what d'you reckon girls? £10 is a hell of a cheap date. I have condoms (I renew them every few months in the vain hope of getting lucky). I will respect you in the morning, I promise not to leave the toilet seat up, I won't fart in bed and I won't stalk you in the deluded belief that we are destined to spend the rest of our lives together. Even if you don't fancy it, post a bid anyway, it'll make me feel better to see my 'value' as a human commodity rising. Thankyou for your time. Craig.

 

 

Up to £1,500 already!! <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

 

 

[Claire!]

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rob_the_Saint]

Here is Ms Reid herself:

 

 

£8,400? Don't think so, £8.40 maybe.

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Hmmm. That is one expensive prostitute.

 

All very sad, methinks.

 

 

[EFM's Librarian]

"Mind you, what kind of ugly bird is still a virgin at 18 these days?"

 

Zeal - Do you think the fact that she's a lesbian may have something to do with the fact that she hasn't lost it yet?

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

I know several lesbians, Libro, and every one of them has had sex with blokes previously.

 

Nope, it's definitely that she's ugly.

 

 

[Chubbhead EFM]

hahahahahahaha! That is HILARIOUS! Why doesn't she just go to the bank, like other people?

[EFM's Librarian]

Zeal - I may be completely off the mark here, but when she appeared on Richard and Judy and all over the news she reminded me a little bit of a certain singer you're rather fond off

Siobhan Donaghy?

 

Rosie?

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

If that guy is for real, some rich bitch is gonna end up paying a grand and a half for something that will be over in about 7 seconds if my first fumbled attempt is anything to go by!!

 

Feel free to take the piss, by the way guys, but I can last almost two minutes now!!

 

<img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

 

[JKiF]

the thing is do you beleive him <img src="/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Libro - err... isn't it time for your annual eye-test?

 

 

[EFM's Librarian]

Maybe, or maybe it was just an excuse for me to cheer up your day, rather nice pic I thought?

[Chubbhead EFM]

she's on the radio right now! She sounds really, really dull. And worried!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

To be honest, Libro, I don't really fancy Siobhan Donaghy. I mean, I've never put her into one of my Top 20's, have I?

 

I just dig her music!!

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Maybe I'll lob my [***!!***] viginity on e-bay, plenty of gay blokes have a thing about [***!!***] straight men.

I'll set the reserve at £10,000.

A few minutes of discomfort for a stack of cash sounds OK to me!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

That is quality, Thornsy! Do it!!

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Problem is, if I set a reserve don't I have to pay 1% of that regardless if anyone bids or not!

 

Maybe I'll just auction hetro sex with me on my show with no reserve when we get going!

 

Claire, you can start bidding for me before I'm on the box <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />