True story

[EFM's Librarian]

I heard somebody on the radio this morning telling a story which seemed highly implausible to me, and I can't find anything else about it on the net.

 

Apparently a Korean trapeze artist was performing his usual show by swinging over a cage which contained a large tiger. Unfortunately, on one occasion the man fell from the trapeze and landed, apparently unharmed, in the cage right in front of the tiger. Much to the shock and horror of the audience the tiger decided not to maul the man, but instead to sexually abuse him! Apparently the man survived the incident with only cuts, bruises, and obvious other injuries!

 

Did anyone else hear about this? The bloke telling the story was an animal psychologist and seemed pretty sincere about it. I'm just wondering if perhaps Thorns wasn't in Amsterdam at all this weekend, but was instead trying out a new circus skill in his favourite country <img src="/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

[Big J R]

[color:"blue"] Haven't seen this one EFM !

 

As a fan of 'big-cats', all I can say is, that the Tiger must have been a very young male.

 

A full grown and mature male would have despatched him quickly enough.

 

 

[color:"red"] You sure he was Korean, and not Chinese.Cockles, anyone ??

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Sounds like the actions of the scarfers in the South to me!

The North would of dealt with in in-house

[Claire!]

Do you know i heard a true story this morning. Apparently in Sydney (australia) a man had to drive himself to safety after he was bit on the leg by a small shark whilst swimming in the sea.

 

So, he swam to sure with the shark still knawing at his leg, and even the men on the beach couldn't help him, so he drove to the nearest club house for the lifeguards to get it off!

 

 

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

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Claire! said:
Apparently in Sydney (australia)

Cheers for the geography lesson Claire! <img src="/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

[Claire!]

That's ok EFMTFTV!!! Just incase you got confused with Syndey elsewhere!!!! LOL!!!!

[Rob_the_Saint]

This is a bit like the Fosters advert - 'that's sure gonna hurt in the morning!'

 

I would have got hold of a knife and stabbed the damn thing, or cut its head off!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Take many knifes swimming do you Rob?

I find they are quite dangerous to have stuck down my speedos, always a chance that Zeal will end up bigger than me after that!

[Claire!]

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EFM The Firm, The Voice said:
Take many knifes swimming do you Rob?
I find they are quite dangerous to have stuck down my speedos, always a chance that Zeal will end up bigger than me after that!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Don't worry Claire I'll save the full uncut version for you <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Claire!]

Thanks EFMTFTV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!