respect

[JKiF]

can we please have no posting for 1 MINUTE in respect of the Cockle Pickers

 

cheers

[CANV EFM]

im very surprised i have heard no jokes about this one yet.. when princess di copped it i had about 15 jokes within 24 hours.. i think we are going soft as a nation

[FleetFanatic]

You know why these cockle pickers drowned?

 

No mussels.....

[Big J R]

So, No 67, (Sweet and Sour Cockles), is OFF the menu tonight, then !

[FleetFanatic]

My restaurant just added a new dish:

 

19 - Cockles, drenched in salt water.

[FleetFanatic]

2 sharks chatting....one says to the other:

 

"I'm sick of eating bloody fish - lets goto morecombe for a chinese"

[Big J R]

THIS IS ABSOLUTELT TRUE !!

 

Female newsreader this morning on our local FM radio station, (Mercury Radio), 'spoonerised', and accidently referred to:-

 

[color:"red"] "The unfortunate nineteen Pockle Kickers.....!"

 

[color:"blue"] I was in bed at the time, and nearly pi**ed myself laughing.

 

(Well, at least it woke 'Er Indoors up !!)

[mala_D]

Thought it was a bit out of order when they played Blondie's "Tide Is High" immediately afterwards, tho!

[mala_D]

..followed by Peter Gabriel's "Here Comes The Flood"...or should that be "Here Comes The Frood"?

[CANV EFM]

thats much better.. the natural order of things is restored

[Big J R]

[color:"blue"] Apparently, there was an argument on the sands..........

 

One 'illegal' accused another 'illegal' of having more cockles than him.

[color:"red"]

Now, I call that plain SHELLFISH !!!!!!!!!!!!! [color:"black"]

 

 

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[mala_D]

Nice to see you haven't clammed up, BigJR.

[Big J R]

And Sting and 'Police' were thinking of doing a re-issue of "Message in a Bottle", but thought it might be a bit late.

 

Ar well - Life's a [color:"red"] Beach. [color:"black"]

 

Sing, 'Cheerio, as you [color:"red"] WAVE [color:"black"] me goodbye'

 

I understand the Immigration people have started asking question of the survivors, but have been unable to [color:"red"] WINKLE [color:"black"] anything out of the detainee's.

 

They reckoned the illegals did it on [color:"red"] PORPOISE !

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(Time for bed, Zebedee ??)

 

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[FleetFanatic]

What went wrong with the Morecambe Cockle pickers.

 

The Chinese were told to stop picking when the water got to Knee High.

 

Unforunately Nee High was sat in the Van

[FleetFanatic]

Police found a pair of leather shoes on the sands...

 

They think they are winkle pickers!

[FleetFanatic]

Morcambe have had the local authorities on their case because sea defences are in a terrible state.

 

On inspection they found many chinks in the sea walls.

[EFM's Librarian]

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[EFM's Librarian]

Quote:

FleetFanatic said:
2 sharks chatting....one says to the other:

"I'm sick of eating bloody fish - lets goto morecombe for a chinese"

This is the exact one she used. Wonder whether any other MP's come to the board for their joke material?

[CANV EFM]

i thought she got in trouble cos the joke was so old