DO WE CALL CRIMEWATCH ??

[Big J R]

I am becoming increasingly concerned at a distinct female disappearance.

 

Is it me, or has two of our more prominent, (and I use the word in it's literal context), been abducted from this honourable site.

 

No word for ages from the illustrious [color:"red"] Halifax Lass [color:"black"] or [color:"red"] The Little Miss Urchin !

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Alien abduction ?

 

Elopement ?

 

Defection to another footy site ?

 

Have they gone into politics ?

 

[color:"red"] Nick Ross - Please help !!!

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[mala_D]

I reckon Colin, Germany has eaten them!

They do that out there, you know!

 

 

 

Only joking Col! <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Big J R]

[color:"red"] Does that constitute 'Oral Sex' ?? [color:"black"]

[mala_D]

Try saying that with your mouth full.

[Big J R]

[color:"blue"] I knew a girl once, who was well into Oral Sex...........

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Love talking about it, but wouldn't do it !!

 

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[Halifax Lass]

 

Sleep easy in your bed BJR. I can't speak for LMU but I'm still around.

 

I have been perusing the forums with amusement and interest - leaving you guys to your own devices. I had begun to wonder what had happened to old Uncle until he reappeared last week with his rantings - which rival those of Invis.

 

Aaah Invis. It is thoughts of Invis that fill my every waking moment and make it difficult for me to visit the pub and contribute any coherent posts!! <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Big J R]

A word of warning, H.L.

 

It is rumoured that the Gravesend site have employed the services of a P.C.P.C. (Politically Correct Police Constable)

 

Any references to ethnic origins, towing caravans and the like run the risk of being severly stamped on, or at the worst, LOCKED OUT !

[American FLEET FAN No1]

And Civil Servants in Soho! <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

[Big J R]

There'll be letters to The Times !!................