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why dont they have a

1. ban women from talkign [****!!****] on the train for 40 mins in the morning day

2. ban twat bulders from talking retard bollox into their mobile fones for 25 mins and end up telling the person they are talking to they will meet them at fenchurch street in 3 minutes..

3. ban all women from going out on valentines night, then it may, just may become a worthwhile night out..

4. make people who buy cards for stupid occassions (moving, babys being born, birthdays, illness etc) stick the equivalent amount of cardboard up their own [****!!****] each new years eve.. (just after they send a happy new years card)

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YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~ Newbie

YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~

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I hate Valentine's Day.

 

How fake is it to spend all day being more 'romantic' and pretending to love someone more today than the other 365 days a year? It's a fking insult.

 

"Hey, today is 14th February. Let's pretend that this is a really special day for us, even though millions of other gullible couples all over the world are doing exactly the same thing."

 

"Hey, accept this bouquet of flowers as a gift from me. They're extra special as InterFlora have whacked the prices up by 150% this week."

 

Mrs Zeal knows not to expect anything. Indeed, I shall be out from early til late on the 14th.

 

 

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CANV EFM said:
why dont they have a
1. ban women from talkign [****!!****] on the train for 40 mins in the morning day
2. ban twat bulders from talking retard bollox into their mobile fones for 25 mins and end up telling the person they are talking to they will meet them at fenchurch street in 3 minutes..
3. ban all women from going out on valentines night, then it may, just may become a worthwhile night out..
4. make people who buy cards for stupid occassions (moving, babys being born, birthdays, illness etc) stick the equivalent amount of cardboard up their own [****!!****] each new years eve.. (just after they send a happy new years card)


LOL!!! Well....

1)We need to talk!!
2)They're only meeting up to go to the pub!!
3)LOL!!! Well, if we were taken out for the night, then all will be ok, otherwise on Monday morning Zeal will have to put up with more depressing Love Songs from Office Woman!
4)Cards are brilliant!! I love recieiving cards becasue you know that people are thinking of you when they buy it!

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