The Non-League Party Manifesto 2004

[American FLEET FAN No1]

Can't seem to remember Molly Malone singing; "Civil Cockles alive, alive oh!" <img src="/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

[Big J R]

She was Irish, and generally, p1ssed !!

 

Famous old Chinese saying.

 

 

[color:"blue"] "When the world seems worthless, and the water rushes over your ears, nows the time to stop cockling !" [color:"black"]

[American FLEET FAN No1]

Ok then.........line all the Cockles up against the wall and shoot them!!

[Ron Merlin]

Ban intolerant people. We must not tolerate the intolerant. Hang on, attendances at many grounds would plummet. Oops. Bugger.

[American FLEET FAN No1]

Football agents should be done away with.......any money they make bever goes back into the game!

[American FLEET FAN No1]

Football Commentataors should be tied in a chair and made to listen to the 90 mins. of drivel they comeout with during a match.

Martin Tyler(Chelsea v Portsmouth):Even the BOOING of Bridge by the Portsmouth Fans has diminished.....Still thats the only thing they have left to CHEER about!

[mala_D]

Throw Anne Robinson into the snake pit!

 

Give John Lydon his own talk show.

 

Declare Chaddesly-Corbett as capital city of England.

[Uncle Urchin]

well you all know my liberal and fair minded views on these things....but......

 

get rid of all pinko... whinging....social and media working.....guardian reading... white socked... sandle wearing ....bean bag sitting..... bicycle riding....hairy faced tossas who think they have a god given right to give our country away to a bunch of freeloading gypo immigrant scum....

 

oh yeah...do merlin in as well...sanctimonious pinko weirdo.... <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[EMH O30crew]

seconded!!

[American FLEET FAN No1]

Football commentators(that rings a bell)....Alan Parry Chelsea v Aresenal.....Gudjohson was booked quite rightly in the first half for trying to win a penalty, now he stamps on the back of a players leg and is booked again......Two yellow cards mean a red and automatic sending off......i don't think the punnishment fitted the crime....DDDUUUH?

[mala_D]

I propose to legislate that nightclubs etc in the centre of towns are to pay for the policing which is needed beacause of their drunken, slobbish patrons.

...and then slap an extortionately high council tax on them to pay for the clearing up, too.

 

Detain these slobs on a remote uninhabited Scottish island, where they will have to learn to survive and make shelter for 2 years...whereupon it might instill in them some respect for their surroundings when they return to civilisation.

 

Sadly, Lord of the Flies springs to mind!

 

Feel free to challenge this proposal!

[sorry - Mr Angry this morning!] <img src="/images/graemlins/angry.gif" alt="" />

[Big J R]

Quote:

EMHdad said:
seconded!!

[color:"red"] Thirded !!!!

[color:"blue"] EasyJet letting the pikeys come in for £2 single fare ?

Sodalotopolous, ow whatever his name is wants [****!!****] 'shootin !!

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