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[JKiF]

A posh hotel holds three weddings on the same day and at the end of the

night the 3 grooms meet up at the bar to discuss the days events over a

couple of shandies.

One questions the other two, "Listen, it's our wedding night and I was

wondering - how many times are we expected to...um...you know.... do it!

Eventually, they all decide to retire to their respective wives and see how

the night goes, with the idea to meet up the following morning over

breakfast to discuss what went on.

Suddenly one of the grooms pipes up, "Hold on lads, we can't discuss our

first night marital goings on over the breakfast table with our new wives

sat with us.!

"No you're right. What we'll do then, is for every piece of toast we order

with our breakfast, that'll be the amount times we did it! offers another

groom. They all decide it's an excellent idea and depart.

The next day in the hotel dining room, the grooms are all looking a bit

dishevelled, but that's nothing compared to the brides, who can barely

stagger across the room to their tables.

The waitress comes up to the first groom to take his order, "Hello, I'll

have the full English breakfast with THREE pieces of toast please!. The

other two grooms at him and raise a glass of fresh orange in a toast to his

fantastic prowess.

The waitress moves to the second couple, and the groom orders, "I too shall

have the full English breakfast but could I have FOUR pieces of toast!

The waitress gets to the last groom " I shall also have the full English

breakfast please, yet I shall have...!

He takes a deep breath "SEVEN, yes SEVEN PIECES OF TOAST! he calls for

everyone's benefit whilst giving a big cheesy grin to his two wedding

mates,

who stare at him in disbelief at the thought how raw his poor corey must

be.

"Seven pieces of toast sir?! queries the waitress. "Why, that's an awful

lot! "Yes indeed young lady, seven pieces of toast it is.! She writes down

his order and turns away, but before she can leave, the groom calls after

her again

"And by the way love, can you make two of those brown ...!