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Great stuff down at Cray/Bromley– and nice to see Ellis again.  

Anyway, as the Chins go roaring on in the real world, it’s Luke who continues to set the pace in the Les Walker Division with 5 out of 5 after a somewhat fortuitous win against Clive.   Sir Colin ain’t doing too badly either – with the season’s highest score so far (17), and an incredible 8 more goals scored than anyone else across the 5 games.  Guess he must know something about football after all. 

And good to see Salad Dodger Hotspur still tucked in just behind, despite the managerial switch last week.  Good luck to UrchinYid as he steps up to fill some big shoes at this glamorous old club.

Meanwhile, at the other end of the table, it’s no surprise to see the Chuckle Brothers (aka Cup of Tea and Dinamo) floundering about without a win between them – they couldn’t even beat themselves this week!

Down in Div 2 I’m pleased to confirm that normal service is resumed, with my good self finally reaching the summit, pushing those young upstarts Digger and Old Urchin down a notch.  But "what has happened to Baby Jago?" I hear you ask – two weeks in a row with the lowest score.  Well it’s GCSE year so maybe his focus is elsewhere.  Well maybe, but I can assure you it’s not on his exams.

Golden Boot – Sir Colin
Lucky B@st@rd – Marta – which by some irony is probably the unluckiest Lucky B@st@rd award of all time
Official Warning – Mysterious Nick, rule 5.2 infringement (Joining Blackballed on the naughty step).

Read and weep (or rejoice) as appropriate…

THE LES WALKER DIVISION ONE

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FA VASE DIVISION TWO

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AND SO TO NEXT WEEK --->

Week 6 of 13 - Saturday 21st October by 3pm

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Prediction matches:

SJK  v  VPS Vaasa  (Finland innit - but you knew that)
Chelsea  v  The Arse
Bournemouth v The Wolves
Orient v Barnsley
Hornchurch v Bognor
Attendance:

Contingency
Ross County v St Mirren
 

That's it.  Thursday will be emotional.
Jago

 

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Salad Dodger Hotspur:

SJK 1 v 1 VPS Vaasa  (Finland innit - but you knew that)
Chelsea 1 v 1 The Arse
Bournemouth 1 v 2 The Wolves
Orient 0 v 2 Barnsley
Hornchurch 2 v 1 Bognor
Attendance: 700

Contingency
Ross County 0 v 2 St Mirren


HuttonDressedAsLahm:

SJK 1 v 2 VPS Vaasa  (Finland innit - but you knew that)
Chelsea 2 v 2 The Arse
Bournemouth 1 v 1 The Wolves
Orient 1 v 2 Barnsley
Hornchurch 2 v 1 Bognor
Attendance: 722

Contingency
Ross County 0 v 3 St Mirren

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Down in Div 2 I’m pleased to confirm that normal service is resumed, with my good self finally reaching the summit, pushing those young upstarts Digger and Old Urchin down a notch. 

Jago, must be a typo somewhere. As your counting of goal difference needs to be scrutinised through VAR. Jago +12 v's DTC +13. Yet you have positioned yourself top???????

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7 hours ago, Digger. The. Cat! said:

Down in Div 2 I’m pleased to confirm that normal service is resumed, with my good self finally reaching the summit, pushing those young upstarts Digger and Old Urchin down a notch. 

Jago, must be a typo somewhere. As your counting of goal difference needs to be scrutinised through VAR. Jago +12 v's DTC +13. Yet you have positioned yourself top???????

Good try Catman but Jago makes up the rules as he goes along and its goals scored this week .... 

 He will let you know what rule number it is and the warning ⚠️ you will get for questioning it 😉 

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7 hours ago, Digger. The. Cat! said:

Down in Div 2 I’m pleased to confirm that normal service is resumed, with my good self finally reaching the summit, pushing those young upstarts Digger and Old Urchin down a notch. 

Jago, must be a typo somewhere. As your counting of goal difference needs to be scrutinised through VAR. Jago +12 v's DTC +13. Yet you have positioned yourself top???????

This is the trouble with newbies.   Think they know it all, when they're still wet behind the ears. See below 😎

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Though I'm not always perfect. As I'm sure you all spotted, Nick's warning was for violating Rule 5.1,  not 5.2.

THE RULEMAKER GENERAL

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SJK 2 v 0 VPS Vaasa  (Finland innit - but you knew that)
Chelsea 4 v 1 The Arse
Bournemouth 3 v 0 The Wolves
Orient 2 v 1 Barnsley
Hornchurch 4v 2 Bognor
Attendance:666

Contingency
Ross County 2v 2St Mirren

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SJK 0 v 1 VPS Vaasa  (Finland innit - but you knew that)
Chelsea 1 v 1 The Arse
Bournemouth 0 v 2 The Wolves
Orient 1 v 1 Barnsley
Hornchurch 3v 0 Bognor
Attendance:720

Contingency
Ross County 0v 2 St Mirren

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SJK 2 v 1 VPS Vaasa  (Finland innit - but you knew that)
Chelsea 1 v 3 The Arse
Bournemouth 1 v 1 The Wolves
Orient 2 v 0 Barnsley
Hornchurch 3v 1 Bognor
Attendance:632

Contingency
Ross County 1 v 1 St Mirren

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Marshland Mardlers

 

SJK 0 - 1 VPS Vaasa  (Finland innit - but you knew that)
Chelsea 0 - 0 The Arse
Bournemouth 1 - 2 The Wolves
Orient 2 - 3 Barnsley
Hornchurch 2 - 0 Bognor
Attendance: 543

Contingency
Ross County 0 - 2 St Mirren

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