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A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in Economy

Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The

flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then

tells the blonde passenger that she's paid for Economy and that she will

have

to go and sit in the back.

 

The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to

Melbourne and I'm staying right here!"

 

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the

pilot and co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First

Class that belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat.

 

The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain

that because she only paid for economy she is only entitled to an economy

seat

and she will have to leave and return to her original seat.

 

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going

to Melbourne and I' m staying right here!"

 

Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use

and that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to

arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to reason.

 

The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this,

I'm married to a blonde, and I speak blonde!"

 

He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she

says "Oh,I'm sorry- I had no idea," gets up and moves back to her seat in

the economy section.

 

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him

what he said to make her move without any fuss.

 

The Pilot replied " I told her First Class isn't going to Melbourne

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