greg [***!!***] resigns

[JKiF]

why?

[JKiF]

apparently the word d.y.ke. is verboten

 

the worlds gone f'in mad

[AFF]

Look JKiF, you just don't understand.

 

His organisation had the effrontery, the bare-faced cheek to suggest the the lunatic might have mislead the Nation.

 

Now I come to think about it, I'm not entirely sure that Tone did suggest that an invasion of Iraq was necessary as the country had a stockpile of Weapons of Mass Distraction, some of which could be deployed within 45 minutes. It was just a dream. No. WoMD were never even mentioned by our leader as I recall.

 

Humanitarian reasons was what he meant, even if he didn't say it. Clearly. Obviously.

 

Who would have referred to Weapons of Mass Distraction when none could be found after the glorious victory?

[JKiF]

 

i know AFF,

its just that my heads stuck in this sand and the "worlds a better place" for it

[EFM's Librarian]

Somebody on the radio last night had the cheek to suggest there was something slightly dubious about the government appointing the man who was going to investigate them.

 

Peter Hain seemed to think this was such a ludicrous suggestion that he accused the BBC of being 'offensive' by even broadcasting it!

[AFF]

Quite right, too.

 

Who do the BBC think they are? Some kind of Independent Authority, no doubt. Disgraceful.

[JKiF]

'Nation shall speak peace unto nation'

 

 

but isnt there some new liscensing bill just around the corner?

[AFF]

And another thing.

 

Davies & [***!!***] were both apponted by Tone. The lunatic had every right to expect blind loyalty from his stooges.

 

What did he get? Treason, that's what.

[AFF]

Why did it do that?

 

[***!!***].

[***!!***]?

[***!!***]!

Dyke1

Dyke2

 

It must be very frustrating for Greg when he tries to use his PC for correspondence, etc.

[EFM's Librarian]

It'll be interesting to see who he appoints as the next director of the BBC - Isn't Alistair Campbell currently kicking around trying to find something to do? <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[AFF]

Interesting one that, Lybster. Glad you brought it up.

 

I think you will find that Campbell is still at No 10. Just as an adviser, of course. No longer Director of Communications.

 

HertsBlue will know.

[JKiF]

AFF

what if he speaks Dutch ...

[AFF]

Who?

 

Libro? Davies? Dykester? The lunatic? Campbell?

 

Dutch?

 

Edam? Clogs? Flat? One of Our European Allies?

 

What?

 

 

[AFF]

Is Mary Tyler Moore a clue?

[JKiF]

too cryptic...

holes, dams

 

apparently this allows "the BBC to get on with their job"

 

really Tone...

 

[JKiF]

staff walking out

 

vive la revolucion

[CANV EFM]

will it be like the miners strike? will the met 'run em' on horse back and administer some 'slipper'..?

[JKiF]

 

 

i doubt it...

 

 

Thought you were clever when you lit the fuse,

Tore down the house of commons in your brand new shoes,

Composed a revolutionary symphony,

Then went to bed with a charming young thing.

 

 

[CANV EFM]

time to run off home for their tea, i think

[JKiF]

 

 

trouble is

it'll be all lapchongpeppermintgrey...