morton hakket

[AFF]

John Lydon and Alex Best.

 

It's a strange concept, that programme.

 

If the viewer 'likes' one of the inmates, is it the done thing to 'vote' them out or leave them in? Same question equally, if the viewer can't stand one of them. Get them off the screen or leave them in to rot?

 

Is there a way of voting so that the two schoolboys who present the thing are sent into the camp?

[Chubbhead EFM]

Dunno, but when John Lydon covered them in treacle last night it was most satisfying!

[JKiF]

 

if only we could put the 'Barcodes' in the camp

 

im guessing that McFadden will be the first to go, moans a lot, ooh feel a bit dizzy whilst holding a rope

but should be kept in there, just to see her crack up...

 

hope, Lydon wins it

[Chubbhead EFM]

I reckon Johnny will win, Jordan will be runner up.

 

God, I said to myself I wouldn't watch such [****!!****] telly and now I'm predicting who's gonna win. what a sad life.

[AFF]

"Live" Chubbster?

 

It was amusing when the kitten and Mike Reed reached the waterfall to find a cryptic note with the chest [not the footballs] 30 feet up in the air. Next scene, Reed is halfway up supported professionally by Kelly Mac armed with a cats cradle of mountaineering gear.

 

Alone in the jungle with only a cameraman.

 

Next scene. Kelly throws a wobbly and half the Australian Army appear from nowhere to comfort the poor lass.

 

Next scene. Freshly made up' our heroine, resumes the rope thing and Reed is above the chest.

 

Hells teeth.

[Chubbhead EFM]

Yep, it says in my T.V guide that at 10.30 tonight the Bushtucker trial will be shown live. Apparently that's never happened before. She might drown, as the weight of her breasts pull her to the bottom of the swamp!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Hopfully by the time next years is about Ant and Dec would of been replaced by Me and Jake, I'll shake it up!

[JKiF]

 

what the trials set in Bermondsey...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(oops thats Bushwacker, yeah alright i'm exting the room...)

[CANV EFM]

its all [***!!***].. if you waste your life watching it you need medical help... go for a fecking walk or to the pub or something!! for f..ks sake !!

[JKiF]

canv,

if only, eh

 

 

 

[YELLOW]

Totally agree CANV. This show is the biggest pile of [****!!****] I've seen in my life. I didn't watch the last series and I won't be watching this one!

[AFF]

Well she didn't drown at 8.20 Chubbster. She seemed to have extraordinary buoyancy, actually. She had difficulty staying under water. How was the live performance at 10.30?

 

Are you sure she was in Atomic Kitten?

 

Perhaps I have the wrong band but weren't they 3 gels who usually wore white outfits, or is that someone else?

[EFM's Librarian]

She was in Atomic Kitten, then she left to have a baby, and they replaced her with a girl who Zeal has a bit of thing about it...or maybe not

 

YA - presumably you watched the first series then? Otherwise I'm not quite sure how you would know it was the biggest 'pile of [****!!****]' you'd seen in your life?

 

 

[YELLOW]

From what I saw of the first series, which was the odd ten minutes here and there, I didn't think it was that great so didn't bother watching it on a regular basis.

[JKiF]

yellow army

course it sh1te thats the whole point

 

now if the BBC showed the "true" history of punk/mod/acid house/soul/etc etc every night im sure we'd all be watching that

 

now where's me interactive remote

 

toodle pip

 

actually scrub that

any programme with Lydon in it, is essentiall viewing in my book

probbaly the sanest bloke on our screens at the moment

[Chubbhead EFM]

AFF- I was wrong about the live trial, it was actually peter andre sticking his head in boxes full of rats and the like! Now if that's not good telly, I don't know what is!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Revenge!

Because listening the Peter Andre in the mid-90's had a similar sicky feeling like putting your head in a box of rats.

In fact on several occasions I took the rat option rather than listen to his drivel.

The paper said he told Jorden he has a small knob - not really worked it out yet, has he!

 

Now where is JKiF's remote control!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Quote:

Hopfully by the time next years is about Ant and Dec would of been replaced by Me and Jake,

Gee, thanks mate. Quickly how you're forgotten when you're not on here for a week.

Andre also had number one with Flava.

K McF - well, I bloody would.

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Quote:

EFM's Librarian said:
She was in Atomic Kitten, then she left to have a baby, and they replaced her with a girl who Zeal has a bit of thing about it...or maybe not

Couldn't tell you who they replaced her with to be honest.

Unless you're getting confused with a very early ex-Kitten who's now in the Sugababes who really fks me off.

[EFM's Librarian]

The 'or maybe not' bit indicated that its one of those women who always gets in to top 10's and you find quite disgusting - I think her name's Jenny Frost, and I seem to remember you saying you wouldn't 'do it' even if you were drunk and she came onto you.