Pred'n Lg - Wk 12 results, Wk 13 matches by 15:00, Sat 9 April

[Jago]

I couldn’t make it yesterday v The Regis.  But frankly “watching it” on twitter was, I’m sure, far more stressful than being there.  @AndyDick – many thanks for the updates, even if I do now need some replacement fingernails.

In terms of the prediction league, the two-horse race continues at the top of Div 1. They (COYS and Luke) play each other next week, so if you need a ticket please feel free to take out your re-mortgage at www.jagodoesdodgyloans.co.uk. Meanwhile it’s super-tight at the bottom, where anyone from 5th down (that’s me) can still go down, yet "bottom-boy" Mick The Bat could, theoretically, still live again.  Doubt it though - he's a Chelsea fan and I'm in charge round here.

Div 2 is also anyone’s apart from Wivvers and Dr Hat who will, I’m afraid, be grazing the pastures of the “FA Vasian fields” again next year.  Good luck to Wivvers who is making a valiant attempt to retain the Wooden Spoon – which will certainly be an unwanted first! The play-off jostling is far too complex to describe after downing a bottle of Rioja earlier this afternoon, so do it yourselves.  The league table says it all.

The Awards:
Golden Boot – Baby Jago, who’s clearly the only one who knows anything about German Fußball (he needs to get out more!)
Lucky B’st@rds joint award – MikeMike and Blackballed.  I think Mike shades it if they can't decide whose mantlepiece is most deserving.
Fat Tom Alarm Clock - no award.  Well done everyone.

We now enter the final two weeks, so CONCENTRATE!  Here it all is:-

THE FA TROPHY DIVISION

THE FA VASE DIVISION

NEXT WEEK - 9th April by 3pm please.   We play on Sunday - so most of these are actually Sunday matches except at Cheshunt.

Please predict upon this lot:

Vancouver Whitecaps v Portland Timbers (it’s like the 1980s all over again!) 
Brentford v WHU
Man City v Liverpool  (seriously, who cares?)  
Cheshunt v Lewes
Cray v Mighty Urchins
Attendance:

Contingency
Bromley v Dagenham

That's it.  If I see you at Cheshunt the crisps are on Baby Jago (it's the Easter Hols)
JAGO

[MR D]

Vancouver Whitecaps 1 v 2 Portland Timbers (it’s like the 1980s all over again!) 
Brentford 3 v 1 WHU
Man City 2 v 1 Liverpool  (seriously, who cares?)  
Cheshunt 3 v 1 Lewes
Cray 0 v 2 Mighty Urchins
Attendance: 308

Contingency
Bromley 1 v 3 Dagenham

[UrchinYid]

Vancouver Whitecaps 2 v 1 Portland Timbers (it’s like the 1980s all over again!) 
Brentford 1 v 1 WHU
Man City 2 v 1 Liverpool  (seriously, who cares?)  
Cheshunt 3 v 2 Lewes
Cray 0 v 2 Mighty Urchins
Attendance: 287

Contingency
Bromley 0 v 1 Dagenham

[DiamondGeezer0909]

Vancouver Whitecaps 1-2 Portland Timbers (it’s like the 1980s all over again!) 
Brentford 2-2 WHU
Man City 1-1 Liverpool  (seriously, who cares?)  
Cheshunt 2-0 Lewes
Cray 0-3 Mighty Urchins
Attendance: 522

Contingency
Bromley 3-0 Dagenham

[Paul_C]

Vancouver Whitecaps 2-1 Portland Timbers (it’s like the 1980s all over again!) 
Brentford 1-2 WHU
Man City 1-2 Liverpool  (seriously, who cares?)  
Cheshunt 1-2 Lewes
Cray 0-3 Mighty Urchins
Attendance: 333

Contingency
Bromley 2-0 Dagenham

[Dinamo Urchin]

Vancouver Whitecaps 2-2 Portland Timbers (it’s like the 1980s all over again!) 
Brentford 1-3 WHU
Man City 1-2 Liverpool  (seriously, who cares?)  
Cheshunt 1-2 Lewes
Cray 1-3 Mighty Urchins
Attendance: 319

Contingency
Bromley 2-0 Dagenham

[blackballed]

Vancouver Whitecaps 1 v 1 Portland Timbers (it’s like the 1980s all over again!) 
Brentford 1 v 1 WHU
Man City 1 v 1 Liverpool  (seriously, who cares?)  
Cheshunt 1 v 1 Lewes
Cray 0 v 2 Mighty Urchins
Attendance: 332

Contingency
Bromley 1 v 1 Dagenham

[MikeMike]

Vancouver Whitecaps 3 v 1 Portland Timbers 
Brentford 0 v 2 WHU
Man City 2 v 0 Liverpool    
Cheshunt 0 v 1 Lewes
Cray 0 v 3 Mighty Urchins
Attendance: 397

Contingency
Bromley 1 v 1 Dagenham

[Urchin Queen]

Vancouver Whitecaps 3 v 0 Portland Timbers (it’s like the 1980s all over again!) 
Brentford 1 v 2 WHU
Man City 1 v 1 Liverpool  (seriously, who cares?)  
Cheshunt 2 v 0 Lewes
Cray 1 v 2 Mighty Urchins
Attendance: 400

Contingency
Bromley 1 v 1 Dagenham

[COYS1961]

Vancouver Whitecaps 2 v 1 Portland Timbers (it’s like the 1980s all over again!) 
Brentford 1 v 1 WHU
Man City 2 v 1 Liverpool  (seriously, who cares?)  
Cheshunt 1 v 2 Lewes
Cray 0 v 3 Mighty Urchins
Attendance: 328

Contingency
Bromley 0 v 1 Dagenham

[Fat Tom Daley]

Vancouver Whitecaps 1v3 Portland Timbers (it’s like the 1980s all over again!) 
Brentford 1v2 WHU
Man City 2v2 Liverpool  (seriously, who cares?)  
Cheshunt 2v1 Lewes
Cray 1v3 Mighty Urchins
Attendance: 355

Contingency
Bromley 1v1 Dagenham

[Adrian83]

Vancouver Whitecaps 1 v 2 Portland Timbers (it’s like the 1980s all over again!) 
Brentford 1v 1 WHU
Man City 2 v 2 Liverpool  (seriously, who cares?)  
Cheshunt 1  v 1 Lewes
Cray 2  v 3 Mighty Urchins
Attendance:520

Contingency
Bromley 2 v 0 Dagenham

[Lord Upminster]

Marshland Mardlers

Vancouver Whitecaps 3 - 2 Portland Timbers
Brentford 1 - 0 WHU
Man City 2 - 1 Liverpool  (seriously, who cares?)  
Cheshunt 3 - 2 Lewes
Cray 0 - 1 Mighty Urchins
Attendance: 321

Contingency
Bromley 2 - 0 Dagenham

[LukeXIX]

Vancouver Whitecaps 0 v 2 Portland Timbers (it’s like the 1980s all over again!) 
Brentford 1 v 0 WHU
Man City 1 v 2 Liverpool  (seriously, who cares?)  
Cheshunt 2 v 2 Lewes
Cray 0 v 2 Mighty Urchins
Attendance: 273

Contingency
Bromley 1 v 2 Dagenham

[Jago]

Clive

Vancouver Whitecaps  1-2  Portland Timbers
Brentford  0-2  WHU
Man City 2-0 Liverpool
Cheshunt  2-1  Lewes
Cray  1-2  Mighty Urchins
Attendance: 320

Contingency
Bromley 2-0 Dagenham

Nick

Vancouver Whitecaps  1-1  Portland Timbers
Brentford  1-2  WHU
Man City 2-1 Liverpool
Cheshunt  2-1  Lewes
Cray  1-3  Mighty Urchins
Attendance: 365

Contingency
Bromley 2-1 Dagenham

Baby Jago

Vancouver Whitecaps  1-1  Portland Timbers
Brentford  1-2  WHU
Man City 1-2 Liverpool
Cheshunt  2-1  Lewes
Cray  0-2  Mighty Urchins
Attendance: 307

Contingency
Bromley 2-1 Dagenham

The Actual Jago Himself

Vancouver Whitecaps  1-1  Portland Timbers
Brentford  1-2  WHU
Man City 2-1 Liverpool  
Cheshunt  1-2  Lewes
Cray  0-2  Mighty Urchins
Attendance: 311

Contingency
Bromley 0-0 Dagenham

Sir Colin

Vancouver Whitecaps  1-0  Portland Timbers
Brentford  1-1  WHU
Man City 1-2 Liverpool
Cheshunt  2-2  Lewes
Cray  1-3  Mighty Urchins
Attendance: 300

Contingency
Bromley 2-1 Dagenham

Crash Test Dummies

Vancouver Whitecaps  0-0  Portland Timbers
Brentford  1-2  WHU
Man City 3-2  Liverpool
Cheshunt  2-3  Lewes
Cray  0-1  Mighty Urchins
Attendance: 450

Contingency
Bromley  3-2  Dagenham

[Ozz]

 

Vancouver Whitecaps 1v2 Portland Timbers 
Brentford 1v3 WHU
Man City 3v1 Liverpool  
Cheshunt 2v3 Lewes
Cray 1v3 Mighty Urchins
Attendance: 347

Contingency
Bromley 2v1 Dagenham

[The Hatted Urchin]

Vancouver Whitecaps 2 v 2 Portland Timbers (it’s like the 1980s all over again!) 
Brentford 1 v 1 WHU
Man City 1 v 1 Liverpool  (seriously, who cares?)  
Cheshunt 3 v 3 Lewes
Cray 0 v 2 Mighty Urchins
Attendance: 38

Contingency
Bromley 2 v 1 Dagenham

[cup of tea]

Vancouver Whitecaps 2  v 1 Portland Timbers (it’s like the 1980s all over again!) 
Brentford 0 v 2 WHU
Man City 2 v 3 Liverpool  (seriously, who cares?)  
Cheshunt 2 v 2 Lewes
Cray 0 v 3 Mighty Urchins
Attendance: 501

[Jago]

Well I best be getting off to Bromley for the Cray match, so I shall leave you with the "half time" scores and w-i-p league tables after the Cheshunt and Vancouver games.   Luke has gone top (temporarily) but COYS generally does well after his half time lucozade  lager,  so who knows.

[Wivenhoe Urchin]

Brentford 1 v 1 WHU
Man City 4 v 3 Liverpool  (seriously, who cares?)  
Cray 0 v 1 Mighty Urchins
Attendance: 345